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Character name: Kishitani Shinra
Series: Durarara!!
Age: 24
Job: Camp Plastic Surgeon
Canon:
Ikebukuro: a city that only seems peaceful and normal from the outside. On the inside, however, supernatural occurrences and all kinds of drama is constantly brewing. However, this app is about a plain-looking underground doctor named Kishintani Shinra, so let’s take a look at our eccentric, yet talented, physician. As an underground doctor, he takes care of all the questionable injures sustained by questionable people, as well as doing plastic surgery to change his client’s faces if they so require it. His personality is usually attributed to his father, who handed him a scalpel at the tender age of four to dissect a headless faerie woman, of whom he instantly fell in love with. It is because of this love he believes she doesn’t need her head to be beautiful; she is beautiful as she is.
Shinra is an odd man that only takes interest in the strange and unusual. Therefore, Shinra is seen working both “sides,” for the sake of his own interests; he helps the “good guys” by taking care of their wounds or having them stay in his home, while simultaneously lying and hiding information from others. He sees both sides of the coin and doesn’t really stand behind any one person, faction, or ideal. However, he tends to ramble and launch into long monologues while assuming everyone cares about what he’s saying - to the point other characters tune him out while he continues to go on and on. That said, he’s very capable at what he does, and became a doctor at a young age due to his father giving him plenty of opportunities to learn and study.
Sample Entry:
Good evening! As Camp Fuck U Die’s new plastic surgeon, I would assume you’re here for a little nip and tuck to get rid of an imperfection or two? I have to admit, my work in the plastic surgery field wasn’t exactly for beautification purposes, but I’m sure I can put my years of experience into making you absolutely dazzling. Are you worried that Miss Sayre wasn’t thoughtful enough to hire a doctor with experience to look after you? I can’t exactly say I’m the best choice - especially considering the clientele I keep! - But for now, let’s take a look at you.
You’re probably thinking, “this guy is just some weirdo in a lab coat, playing pretend.” Am I right? Please, relax. It’s perfectly normal to think that, but trust me, I’m a real doctor! I have never disappointed a client. And like I alluded to before, my clients are not exactly the kind of people you want to disappoint! So if you think about it, doing into my rather questionable line of work forced me to make as few mistakes as possible!
And now you’re probably thinking, “underground doctor? That doesn’t sound safe at all!” It really wasn’t, for me. But let me tell you - I know what’s connected to your hip bone, and when I do surgery it’s not like I learned from playing a DS game. You can’t slow down time to do a surgery - real life is set to the “Nightmare” difficulty level! But I did play with REAL operations when I was quite young... while some children grow up watching silly sentai shows and filling their minds with fun, pointless nonsense, I grew up with a scalpel in my hand. Why do you think I’m a professional at such a young age? I think this was my destiny, you know? Oh, but here I am rambling on and on.
“Destiny? Why would a man of science and medicine believe in that?” See, I attempted to predict your thoughts again! I guess I believe some things are simply inevitable - be it from action and respective consequence, or through some mysterious force. There are things in this world that simply defy all scientific explanation! Except certain “miracles” - that’s simple science at work! Science is all around you, and you don’t even know it... it’s just there in the air! In fact, science IS air - did you know that both gorillas and humans need oxygen to live, but oxygen only takes up approximate 21% of the air we breathe? The air around us is mostly nitrogen, and - p-please stop, you’ll break my arm-! I’ll get back on task! I’m sorry!
I don’t understand why you’d want any plastic surgery, though... to be honest, people are best left as they are. There’s no need to cover things up or hide any flaws - to do so would be to hide one’s true form. And it is that true form that one falls in love with, is it not? Well, it’s not like my place to say this to you anyways, considering I’m supposed to be the professional being paid to do this for you, but I feel like I know this better than anyone else. Then again, love makes you crazy.
But that’s normal, isn’t it? You could say, my life is average.
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