YOUTHFUL TRY-OUTS!!!
Ah! It is Good to Be Back! I have Finished Running 1000 Laps Around the School, During Which I had Time To Meet and Mingle With Several Unfamiliar Students and Colleagues! It Is Good to See That The School's Atmosphere of Springtime Exuberance Has Not Dissipated in My Absence!
*is holding clipboard and posing youthfully*
Now Then! I See That There Has Been a Disappointing Lack of Participation in Team Sports Since I have Been Gone! We Must Remedy This Situation by Holding Try-Outs and Forming Teams! Team Sports are the Foundations of Eternal Rivalries and Invigorating Competition! Try-outs are Meant to Test One's Youthful Zeal and Fortitude Against That of Their Peers to See Who is Worthy of Holding a Spot on a Noble NINJA High Sports Team!
I Have Posted Sign-Up Sheets for All Available Sports on This Bulletin Board!
*gestures to a bulletin board with 6 sheets of lined paper*
Here We Have:
Football
Basketball
Soccer
Cross-Country
Gymnastics
and
Swim Team
Students! Please Form a Line and Sign Your Name On The Sheet Corresponding to the Sport in Which You Would Like to Participate!
I Must Remind You that Our Noble and Magnificent School Has a Mandatory Sports Participation Policy, So You Must Sign Up For At Least One Sport!
You Also Have the Option of Following in the Footsteps of Your Totally Hip and Cool Classmate, Rock Lee, Who, in the Springtime of His Youth, has Already Signed Up to Try Out for All 6 Sports Teams!
YOSH! Team Gai... Begin Sign Ups!
*puts his hand in the middle of the students, palm down, waiting for a huddle*
*is holding clipboard and posing youthfully*
Now Then! I See That There Has Been a Disappointing Lack of Participation in Team Sports Since I have Been Gone! We Must Remedy This Situation by Holding Try-Outs and Forming Teams! Team Sports are the Foundations of Eternal Rivalries and Invigorating Competition! Try-outs are Meant to Test One's Youthful Zeal and Fortitude Against That of Their Peers to See Who is Worthy of Holding a Spot on a Noble NINJA High Sports Team!
I Have Posted Sign-Up Sheets for All Available Sports on This Bulletin Board!
*gestures to a bulletin board with 6 sheets of lined paper*
Here We Have:
Football
Basketball
Soccer
Cross-Country
Gymnastics
and
Swim Team
Students! Please Form a Line and Sign Your Name On The Sheet Corresponding to the Sport in Which You Would Like to Participate!
I Must Remind You that Our Noble and Magnificent School Has a Mandatory Sports Participation Policy, So You Must Sign Up For At Least One Sport!
You Also Have the Option of Following in the Footsteps of Your Totally Hip and Cool Classmate, Rock Lee, Who, in the Springtime of His Youth, has Already Signed Up to Try Out for All 6 Sports Teams!
YOSH! Team Gai... Begin Sign Ups!
*puts his hand in the middle of the students, palm down, waiting for a huddle*