Ah, Youthful Gym Class!
Ah, April Fools' Day! A Holiday During Which the Youthful Spirit of Fun and Jokes is Celebrated By All!
Whoever Went Into My Duffel Bag and Replaced My Spare Green Jumpsuits With Metallic Gold Ones - I Salute You! What a Youthful and Wonderful Way to Express Your Flair for Tom-Foolery to the World! Yes, I'm Afraid You Have Bested Me, Clever Prankster. I Shall Have to Wear One of Said Metallic Gold Jumpsuits Until I Have Time to Order More Of The Usual Green Variety Because, While Carrying Out a Youthful-Self Challenge Today, I have Managed to Irreparably Dirty the Jumpsuit I Am Currently Wearing. (Do Not Ask.)
Now, Down to Business!! Class! We Will Begin Today With a Warm-Up of 50 Laps Around the Gym, 100 Push-Ups and 100 Sit-Ups!! Then We Will Divide Up Into Two Teams and Play a Youthful and Spirited Game of Dodgeball!!! Ah Dodgeball, A Sport That Truely Divides the Weak from the Strong! The Skilled From the Unskilled! The Focused from the Unfocused! The *sees class glaring at him*... Well, You Get the Idea!
I Will Pick Team Captains and They Will Pick Their Teammates!
Captain Number One: Lee!
Captain Number Two: Hinata!
Now Go, Youthful Students and Warm Up With the Burning, Passionate Energy of Your Youthfulness!!!!!!
*Beams With Vigor*
I Do Not Know... Now That I Am Looking At Them, The Metallic Gold Spandex Jumpsuits Seem More Modern, Hip and Cool Than The Usual Green Ones... What Do You Think, Lee???
Whoever Went Into My Duffel Bag and Replaced My Spare Green Jumpsuits With Metallic Gold Ones - I Salute You! What a Youthful and Wonderful Way to Express Your Flair for Tom-Foolery to the World! Yes, I'm Afraid You Have Bested Me, Clever Prankster. I Shall Have to Wear One of Said Metallic Gold Jumpsuits Until I Have Time to Order More Of The Usual Green Variety Because, While Carrying Out a Youthful-Self Challenge Today, I have Managed to Irreparably Dirty the Jumpsuit I Am Currently Wearing. (Do Not Ask.)
Now, Down to Business!! Class! We Will Begin Today With a Warm-Up of 50 Laps Around the Gym, 100 Push-Ups and 100 Sit-Ups!! Then We Will Divide Up Into Two Teams and Play a Youthful and Spirited Game of Dodgeball!!! Ah Dodgeball, A Sport That Truely Divides the Weak from the Strong! The Skilled From the Unskilled! The Focused from the Unfocused! The *sees class glaring at him*... Well, You Get the Idea!
I Will Pick Team Captains and They Will Pick Their Teammates!
Captain Number One: Lee!
Captain Number Two: Hinata!
Now Go, Youthful Students and Warm Up With the Burning, Passionate Energy of Your Youthfulness!!!!!!
*Beams With Vigor*
I Do Not Know... Now That I Am Looking At Them, The Metallic Gold Spandex Jumpsuits Seem More Modern, Hip and Cool Than The Usual Green Ones... What Do You Think, Lee???