The Bowyer Legacy 2.2a
Oh man oh man, I was actually supposed to update yesterday, but photobucket was being a raging dick so I just hid under the covers of my bed and played WoW instead.
ALSO ALSO I have good coffee yumm.
This update has been sort of a pain. Not like, not fun pain, but the sort of pain where every corner is sort of.... too sharp and you bump into it and hurt your elbow? You know those? Yeah. No matter how harrrddddddd I tried to throw away pictures and shorten it down I was still left with over 200 pictures. YAH! So I was all "SHALL I JUST HAVE ONE SUPER LONG UPDATE LIKE WOAH? Or do it in two parts...?" After some due consideration the latter voice won in my head.
WARNING for this update is (except the many many pictures) that it most probably won't be all that funny. There'll be a lot of birthdays and... well. You'll see. Playing this update sort of felt like holding on to a runaway horse with all your might and hope that you won't fall off.
Last time Bishop won for heirship but the other kids just didn't want to move out. Eventually Bee married her jerkwad husband Sebastian and left. Bear married his high school love Carolina and fathered little heartbreaker Caspian. It wasn't until Bishop, the actual heir, managed to accost Yuki and force him to move in and father his children that Bear and Carolina realized that it would be wise to leave the ship. They were very wise indeed.
Yuki isn't handling fatherhood very well. Coraline doesn't seem to like him much for all she does is cry.
But luckily she got grandpa Alphonse who seems to have developed some sense after having become a grandpa for the thirt time.
And this complete stranger here... LET THE BABY GO I CALL THE POLICE!
But he was mostly there to take fanboy pictures of Yuki.
Yuki: Finally my work as an author is being recognized!
He's published one shitty scifi novel by the name of "Gnomes stole my boyfriend". Idk.
Marina got invited to a party over at Bear's. Curious at how they were doing I let her go. It humoured me how much she looks like a little lady in that big car.
Bear's house was like any other maxis house. Sparcely furnished and without lights. It made me a little sad.
Caspian: When can we come home again Granny?
Marina: Never suggarplum, you're not wanted.
>: Don't have to be so direct about it.
Bishop wants MOAR babies. No sooner had Yuki managed to squeeze out Coraline did hundreds of new GIMME PRODIGY CHILDREN NAO wants pop up.
Alphonse: Bishop, do you know that your asian girlfriend is using the pissoar?
Bishop: Yes, about my asian girlfriend...
---
BOOM there was a birthday! Coraline had one. Sorry for the bad picture but there's this two second timeframe after sparkleburst that show them as humans instead of vampires. Apparently Coraline inherited Marina's hair and Alphonse's eyes :3
Incredibly cute toddler!
Alphonse: Bishop's girlfriend seems a bit unfit for parenting, do you think we should help them out?
Marina: They'll do fine.
Bishop: WHY WON'T YOU PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Bishop: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!?!?
Alphonse: Did you hear anguished screaming?
Marina: Nope.
Bishop seems to cope well with being a dad, but that might be because he kept his dayjob.
Bishop: Coraline is daddy's little ruby!
Coraline: Daddy's ruby!
Bishop: Yes, ruby!
Coraline: RUBY IS HUNGRY!!!!
Coraline: Ruby is hungry?
Bishop: You're just like your father; so needy.
The maid managed to break the sink Alphonse tinkered to unbreakable /applause
Coraline: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Alphonse: /stoic
Coraline is so spoiiileeed. Even more so than Bishop was when he was toddler.
Marina: Oh, did I interrupt you? I was just collecting laundry eeheeeeeheee.
Yuki is pregnant btw. I just haven't gotten around to change my male preg clothes yet.
There is basically one being left in the simworld that Marina likes, and that is Coraline.
They're BFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFfs
---
Bishop: I'm gonna be a daddy! /clapclap
Bishop: Like totally gonna be a dad!! /bouncebounce
Bishop Babies yaaaay!!!
He seriously stood cheering about this for half an hour. Tiara was no impressed.
But the party was lame anyway. The only other guest was this raging pregnant vampire who had a serious grudge on Tiara. I'd not drink whatever drink she managed to make, just saying.
Bishop did what Bishop did best, got nekkid and got kicked out of the party.
---
Bishop: Are you going to eat all that cake by yourself?
Yuki: Yes.
Bishop: But I want cake too.
Bishop: Well, don't blame me when you get fat.
Yuki: /sigh
Sadly Yuki didn't have time to finish his cake, for it was baby time again!
Bishop: Such waste of good cake!
Bishop: But I am going to be a dad again! :D
Yup, you're counting those cribs right... TRIPLETS!
Returning home with a basket stuffed with kids. I'll do the introduction a bit later, when they're a bit more interesting to look at.
Alphonse: You sure managed to produce a lot of babies for being such a skinny girl.
Yuki: ...
Alphonse: To be honest I always thought my son was a queer, so when he brought home a girl I was a bit surprised. But there's babies so I'm not complaining.
Yuki: .... /sigh
Bishop: Hey boss, this is Bishop. There's a sort of crisis in the family, so I need one or fourteen days off work.
I love the look of mild horror they get when they see all the babies.
But Marina and Alphonse must be the happiest grandparents alive. At this point I figured triplets weren't so bad, we'd pull through!
---
Let me introduce to you: Yuki's derp face.
Bishop: Isn't this wonderful! So many babies and they're all mine.
Yuki: ....
BowlerMaid: You're one kick ass granny Mrs Bowyer! Kick ass granny!
But apparently not so kick ass that her awesome drowns out the continious cries of all the babies.
---
This picture might not seem all that exciting at first glance, but lemme explain. Key Lime Pie is Alphonse's favourite food. I always strive to have my sims eat their favourite food at least once in their lifetime. Alphonse made this all himself and sat down to eat it. I didn't even know he knew the recepy.
And then he died.
I actually cried "NO!!!" when I saw this. It was so completely unexpected. Well, RIP again old fellow. I can't save you this time around.
Alphonse: Take good care of your girlfriend, alright?
Bishop: ....
DEATH: Hold on, I'll get you /rummage through wall
Lol, nice.
Marina: Well at least he got to eat his key lime pie, you didn't take that away from him. Will you show me the same mercy?
DEATH: Wat.
Marina: The last key lime pie...
DEATH: I... errr.
Alphonse: Don't worry about it, she is like that.
Yuki was all shy about death being there, seeing as he didn't know him very well.
Bishop struggled to cope, even replacing Mr Boat with Madame Rocket, but it didn't help.
Yuki: So much sad vampire...
---
Alphonse gone or not, Coraline wait for no man and so it was her birthday (again. There's gonna be so many birthdays. I am sorry).
Yah. She rolled virtuoso.
Bishop: YAY PRETTY BABIES 8D 8D 8D
Unfortunately; a birthday never walks alone.
First is Cherri. I didn't get a human picture of her, but she got dad's(Yuki) hair but daddie's(Bishop) eyes.
Cat got Bishop's hair but grandpa's eyes.
While Charlie got it all from Yuki.
---
TODDLER SPAM GO!
It's like a freaking kindergarten. Bishop is completely undisturbed by it.
We asked if Mr Birgir could help watch the kids, but he said he was too busy managing his garden. Oh well.
So we hired this babysitter instead...
Turned out she was completely off her rocker and swore imminent destruction of all the kids.
And apparently Coraline takes after her dad. I found her still asleep loong after the bus had left :/
---
Then Marina died. Seriously, this is just in the span of like two days. Apparently she didn't feel comfortable leaving Alphonse in the beyond all alone.
Babysitter: No I won't move Mr Bowyer, I'll stand right here in the way and not do anything, making it impossible for you to tend to the babies' needs.
Coraline: GRANDMAAAAAAAAA! /bawl
Marina: I died not a second too soon it seems.
Thanks Marina... thanks.
Marina: Lucky for you my favourite food is autumn salad and not key lime pie.
DEATH: 'k.
I c u thar BowlerMaid.
You're fired.
The babysitter was quite upset that Coraline didn't want anything but her bloodjuiceathing and kept taking out soup after cereal after toast.
Coraline: What gives, eh bitch?
Coraline: ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?! ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?! I'LL MESS YOUR FACE UP!
Toilet: What did I ever do to you? ):
---
Yuki: There there Coraline, there there /failed parenting
Coraline: Uh, thanks... I think?
Being a vampire child Coralone skills like WOAH! She began painting, decided she wanted her ltw to be Master the Arts and promptly maxed her painting skills. In one evening.
---
Yuki: /apathetic
It hardly took Alphonse two days to come back. HAI THERE!
Alphonse: Better eat that asian chick's cake, or else she might get fat C:
You so kind.
Yuki didn't think so, though. He's seriously struggling with coping with all the babies.
Cat: Such a nice little bear-
Cat: OMNOMNOM!!! /savage
Hah, Alphonse is haunting Coraline's dolls xD
Yuki: :C
Awww....
And so we'll end part A here and rush over to part B! YAAAY!
1.1 | 1.2 | 1.3 | 1.4
2.1
ALSO ALSO I have good coffee yumm.
This update has been sort of a pain. Not like, not fun pain, but the sort of pain where every corner is sort of.... too sharp and you bump into it and hurt your elbow? You know those? Yeah. No matter how harrrddddddd I tried to throw away pictures and shorten it down I was still left with over 200 pictures. YAH! So I was all "SHALL I JUST HAVE ONE SUPER LONG UPDATE LIKE WOAH? Or do it in two parts...?" After some due consideration the latter voice won in my head.
WARNING for this update is (except the many many pictures) that it most probably won't be all that funny. There'll be a lot of birthdays and... well. You'll see. Playing this update sort of felt like holding on to a runaway horse with all your might and hope that you won't fall off.
Last time Bishop won for heirship but the other kids just didn't want to move out. Eventually Bee married her jerkwad husband Sebastian and left. Bear married his high school love Carolina and fathered little heartbreaker Caspian. It wasn't until Bishop, the actual heir, managed to accost Yuki and force him to move in and father his children that Bear and Carolina realized that it would be wise to leave the ship. They were very wise indeed.
Yuki isn't handling fatherhood very well. Coraline doesn't seem to like him much for all she does is cry.
But luckily she got grandpa Alphonse who seems to have developed some sense after having become a grandpa for the thirt time.
And this complete stranger here... LET THE BABY GO I CALL THE POLICE!
But he was mostly there to take fanboy pictures of Yuki.
Yuki: Finally my work as an author is being recognized!
He's published one shitty scifi novel by the name of "Gnomes stole my boyfriend". Idk.
Marina got invited to a party over at Bear's. Curious at how they were doing I let her go. It humoured me how much she looks like a little lady in that big car.
Bear's house was like any other maxis house. Sparcely furnished and without lights. It made me a little sad.
Caspian: When can we come home again Granny?
Marina: Never suggarplum, you're not wanted.
>: Don't have to be so direct about it.
Bishop wants MOAR babies. No sooner had Yuki managed to squeeze out Coraline did hundreds of new GIMME PRODIGY CHILDREN NAO wants pop up.
Alphonse: Bishop, do you know that your asian girlfriend is using the pissoar?
Bishop: Yes, about my asian girlfriend...
---
BOOM there was a birthday! Coraline had one. Sorry for the bad picture but there's this two second timeframe after sparkleburst that show them as humans instead of vampires. Apparently Coraline inherited Marina's hair and Alphonse's eyes :3
Incredibly cute toddler!
Alphonse: Bishop's girlfriend seems a bit unfit for parenting, do you think we should help them out?
Marina: They'll do fine.
Bishop: WHY WON'T YOU PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Bishop: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!?!?
Alphonse: Did you hear anguished screaming?
Marina: Nope.
Bishop seems to cope well with being a dad, but that might be because he kept his dayjob.
Bishop: Coraline is daddy's little ruby!
Coraline: Daddy's ruby!
Bishop: Yes, ruby!
Coraline: RUBY IS HUNGRY!!!!
Coraline: Ruby is hungry?
Bishop: You're just like your father; so needy.
The maid managed to break the sink Alphonse tinkered to unbreakable /applause
Coraline: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Alphonse: /stoic
Coraline is so spoiiileeed. Even more so than Bishop was when he was toddler.
Marina: Oh, did I interrupt you? I was just collecting laundry eeheeeeeheee.
Yuki is pregnant btw. I just haven't gotten around to change my male preg clothes yet.
There is basically one being left in the simworld that Marina likes, and that is Coraline.
They're BFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFfs
---
Bishop: I'm gonna be a daddy! /clapclap
Bishop: Like totally gonna be a dad!! /bouncebounce
Bishop Babies yaaaay!!!
He seriously stood cheering about this for half an hour. Tiara was no impressed.
But the party was lame anyway. The only other guest was this raging pregnant vampire who had a serious grudge on Tiara. I'd not drink whatever drink she managed to make, just saying.
Bishop did what Bishop did best, got nekkid and got kicked out of the party.
---
Bishop: Are you going to eat all that cake by yourself?
Yuki: Yes.
Bishop: But I want cake too.
Bishop: Well, don't blame me when you get fat.
Yuki: /sigh
Sadly Yuki didn't have time to finish his cake, for it was baby time again!
Bishop: Such waste of good cake!
Bishop: But I am going to be a dad again! :D
Yup, you're counting those cribs right... TRIPLETS!
Returning home with a basket stuffed with kids. I'll do the introduction a bit later, when they're a bit more interesting to look at.
Alphonse: You sure managed to produce a lot of babies for being such a skinny girl.
Yuki: ...
Alphonse: To be honest I always thought my son was a queer, so when he brought home a girl I was a bit surprised. But there's babies so I'm not complaining.
Yuki: .... /sigh
Bishop: Hey boss, this is Bishop. There's a sort of crisis in the family, so I need one or fourteen days off work.
I love the look of mild horror they get when they see all the babies.
But Marina and Alphonse must be the happiest grandparents alive. At this point I figured triplets weren't so bad, we'd pull through!
---
Let me introduce to you: Yuki's derp face.
Bishop: Isn't this wonderful! So many babies and they're all mine.
Yuki: ....
BowlerMaid: You're one kick ass granny Mrs Bowyer! Kick ass granny!
But apparently not so kick ass that her awesome drowns out the continious cries of all the babies.
---
This picture might not seem all that exciting at first glance, but lemme explain. Key Lime Pie is Alphonse's favourite food. I always strive to have my sims eat their favourite food at least once in their lifetime. Alphonse made this all himself and sat down to eat it. I didn't even know he knew the recepy.
And then he died.
I actually cried "NO!!!" when I saw this. It was so completely unexpected. Well, RIP again old fellow. I can't save you this time around.
Alphonse: Take good care of your girlfriend, alright?
Bishop: ....
DEATH: Hold on, I'll get you /rummage through wall
Lol, nice.
Marina: Well at least he got to eat his key lime pie, you didn't take that away from him. Will you show me the same mercy?
DEATH: Wat.
Marina: The last key lime pie...
DEATH: I... errr.
Alphonse: Don't worry about it, she is like that.
Yuki was all shy about death being there, seeing as he didn't know him very well.
Bishop struggled to cope, even replacing Mr Boat with Madame Rocket, but it didn't help.
Yuki: So much sad vampire...
---
Alphonse gone or not, Coraline wait for no man and so it was her birthday (again. There's gonna be so many birthdays. I am sorry).
Yah. She rolled virtuoso.
Bishop: YAY PRETTY BABIES 8D 8D 8D
Unfortunately; a birthday never walks alone.
First is Cherri. I didn't get a human picture of her, but she got dad's(Yuki) hair but daddie's(Bishop) eyes.
Cat got Bishop's hair but grandpa's eyes.
While Charlie got it all from Yuki.
---
TODDLER SPAM GO!
It's like a freaking kindergarten. Bishop is completely undisturbed by it.
We asked if Mr Birgir could help watch the kids, but he said he was too busy managing his garden. Oh well.
So we hired this babysitter instead...
Turned out she was completely off her rocker and swore imminent destruction of all the kids.
And apparently Coraline takes after her dad. I found her still asleep loong after the bus had left :/
---
Then Marina died. Seriously, this is just in the span of like two days. Apparently she didn't feel comfortable leaving Alphonse in the beyond all alone.
Babysitter: No I won't move Mr Bowyer, I'll stand right here in the way and not do anything, making it impossible for you to tend to the babies' needs.
Coraline: GRANDMAAAAAAAAA! /bawl
Marina: I died not a second too soon it seems.
Thanks Marina... thanks.
Marina: Lucky for you my favourite food is autumn salad and not key lime pie.
DEATH: 'k.
I c u thar BowlerMaid.
You're fired.
The babysitter was quite upset that Coraline didn't want anything but her bloodjuiceathing and kept taking out soup after cereal after toast.
Coraline: What gives, eh bitch?
Coraline: ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?! ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?! I'LL MESS YOUR FACE UP!
Toilet: What did I ever do to you? ):
---
Yuki: There there Coraline, there there /failed parenting
Coraline: Uh, thanks... I think?
Being a vampire child Coralone skills like WOAH! She began painting, decided she wanted her ltw to be Master the Arts and promptly maxed her painting skills. In one evening.
---
Yuki: /apathetic
It hardly took Alphonse two days to come back. HAI THERE!
Alphonse: Better eat that asian chick's cake, or else she might get fat C:
You so kind.
Yuki didn't think so, though. He's seriously struggling with coping with all the babies.
Cat: Such a nice little bear-
Cat: OMNOMNOM!!! /savage
Hah, Alphonse is haunting Coraline's dolls xD
Yuki: :C
Awww....
And so we'll end part A here and rush over to part B! YAAAY!
1.1 | 1.2 | 1.3 | 1.4
2.1