Things my dad used to say …
April 2022, my Dad and I …
If you had a brain, you’d be dangerous
Hello sweetheart
I’ll get your Mother
My kindness is more crushing than my feet (from his welsh mother)
Hello, Chinese takeaway! (on answering the home phone!)
Stop playing silly buggers!
There’ll be tears before bedtime
Running around like a blue arsed fly
Go play with the traffic
Were you born in a barn?
P, its your eldest married daughter!
Put the wood in the hole (ie close the door)