MY TAX REFUND CAME IN THE POST TODAY!!

SHIT YEAH, MOTHERFUCKERS!

Taxes are such a fucking bitch, and I'm too cheap and proud to go to H&R Block or some similar group to do them for me.

The government already know what's up; why can't they just do this for me? They're all about handouts now, why not employ an army of accountants and do me a favour?