[FIC] Disastrous - Chapter 10
Title: Disastrous
Chapter: 10/?
Genre: Romance
Length: Chaptered
Author: nic88
Pairing: Yunjae, slight Yoosu
Rating: PG-13 (maybe NC-17 later)
Warning: Stupid/Innocent/Clumsy Jaejoong? Evil/bad-tempered Yunho?
Summary: Does love bloom when it all started with arguments?
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Chapter 10
After the breakfast, the childish couple had their mind set on matching up Yunho and Jaejoong.
“It’s time for……” Yoochun blinked at Junsu and then both of them continued excitedly, “Master and slave game!!”
What a stupid game!
Seeing the hyperactive couple in front of him, Yunho realized that he should not even come here.
Yunho stole a look at Jaejoong who was listening tentatively about the rules of the game.
“Ah, let me explain, let me explain…… We’ll use this bottle head as a pointer, so the person who gets pointed will have to fulfill any request from the person who turns it around. Simple, right?” Yoochun said as he pointed at the bottle on the table.
Jaejoong nodded obediently like a little student listening to the teacher.
“Hey, Yoochun. I’m not going to play this stupid game.” Yunho objected to the idea, to think that he was going to play a teenagers’ game, no way!
“You have to, Yunho hyung. Please, just play it once.” Junsu said while looking at Yunho with his pity eyes. He knew that no one could resist his innocent yet pity look, but it would worked best on Yoochun.
“Okay, but just once.” Yunho gave in looking at his cousin.
“So, I’ll go first!” Yoochun exclaimed as he quickly turned the bottle around on the table and waited it to stop.
The bottle stopped and the head was pointing to……
“Jaejoong!” Junsu and Yoochun shouted excitedly, they were basically thanking god for making their task easier.
Jaejoong just hung his mouth opened as he did not expected that he would be so lucky to get picked for the first time. Now, he was nervous on what request he needed to fulfill.
Yoochun rolled his eyes one round to indicate that he was thinking about the request.
Then he finally spoke up, “Let us kiss for 5 seconds!”
“What?!”
No doubt, this extremely unsatisfied voice came out from Yunho’s mouth.
Before anyone could react, Yoochun had already stood up from the bench and went to the opposite side of the table and leaned close to Jaejoong as he curved slightly to make his face near to Jaejoong’s who was still frowned on his seat.
Yoochun closed his eyes and slowly inching towards Jaejoong’s lips.
Before he succeeded, he was being pushed away by a strong force that he fell onto the ground.
As expected, he could see fumes coming out from Yunho’s ears and he laughed inside his heart.
“Don’t you know how to avoid that stupid pig’s kiss? Are you so eager to be kissed?” Yunho asked Jaejoong furiously and harsh words just came out from his mouth without any further thinking.
He was sort of pissed off when he saw that Jaejoong was going to accept Yoochun’s kiss instead of rejecting it. But it seemed like he had forgotten that Jaejoong was slow in responding.
Jaejoong really felt hurt with the harsh words thrown to him and his big eyes began to have tears filling in.
“I did not.” He replied in soft tone as Yunho was staring at him fiercely.
Yunho who was struck with jealousy would not let Jaejoong got away easily, “Don’t let me see you repeating the same thing again, you should know well that……”
Before he could finish his sentence, Yunho felt something hard hit on the back of his neck, causing him to fell into the darkness.
Jaejoong watched as Yunho’s body fell on the floor all of the sudden. He was shocked when he saw Junsu holding a bat on his hand and apparently he was the one who knocked Yunho down.
Then he felt a strike too behind his neck and lost conscious, without getting to see the devious smile on Yoochun’s face behind him.
“I get one and you get another one.” Yoochun said to Junsu as he started to slide his hands under Jaejoong’s armpits and lifted him up.
“No, I want to switch with you.” Junsu stated.
“Huh? But why?” Yoochun asked out of mere curious.
Junsu gave him a death glared, “You do remember that you’re so close to kissing Jaejoong just now?”
Junsu could be obedient, but his violence cells would revive when anything was related to Yoochun, especially when he was jealous.
Yoochun laughed aloud, “Don’t tell me you’re jealous, baby, I’m only loyal to you.”
Junsu rolled his eyes and went to the opposite to switch with Yoochun, “Get your ugly butt moving!”
Pouting, Yoochun unwillingly let go off Jaejoong and went to carry Yunho instead.
Junsu who was hyper energetic could easily dragged and placed Jaejoong into Yoochun’s car which was parked not far away.
Yoochun was the one who was calling for help deep inside his heart. Since Yunho was taller than him, he had hard time placing the taller man on his back and lifted him to the car. He swore that he would go to the gymnasium every day and trained a muscular body to show off to Junsu.
Once everything was settled, the car was driven off towards a direction.
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Yunho opened his eyes swiftly and sat up, wondering where he was now, while he rubbed the back of his neck, cursing the one who had stroke him previously. He noticed that his casual wears had been changed into a black formal suit. As a wealthy businessman, he would have to be more careful but as his eyes scanned through the small room which seemed to be a waiting room, he suspected that it must be Yoochun and Junsu who were doing all the deeds, making him to wonder what they were actually up to. Anyway, they were to receive their punishment when everything was revealed later.
“Jaejoongie……” Yunho whispered, as he remembered that Jaejoong was with him before he was attacked.
The door crept opened as a grinning Yoochun appeared behind the door.
“What are you up to now? You do know I love getting revenge.” Yunho raised his eyebrows while he spoke in a threatened voice.
Yoochun walked towards him fearlessly, since he was sure that Yunho would thank him later rather than taking revenge on him.
“Just……granting your wish.” Yoochun spoke mysteriously as he sat down on the chair opposite Yunho.
“What wish? You know I won’t have any kind of wish, this is stupid. I’m not playing with anything you’re up to, where’s Jaejoong? We’re leaving.” Yunho stated sternly as he stood up and planned to go out of the room to find Jaejoong, Junsu must be hiding him.
Yoochun quickly held on Yunho’s shoulder to prevent him from going out, “Wait, let me explain.”
“Talk.” Yunho emphasized with a dangerous tone which sent shivers to Yoochun.
Yoochun gulped before he started with his explanation, “I know you like Jaejoong and we……”
“Who said so?” Yunho was not too happy with Yoochun’s statement and denied.
Yoochun rolled his eyes, “Everyone can see that you like him, even the blinds can feel that also.”
Yunho did not respond but just stared at Yoochun. He knew he had certain feeling for Jaejoong, but he was not sure if it was love, since he had never like or love anyone before.
“So we plan a wedding for you!” Yoochun’s words were like a bomb, causing Yunho to be shocked for a second, but of course he would not show it in front of people.
“Stop kidding, Yoochun. Do you know you are one step near to hell now for joking with me?” Yunho’s facial expression was indeed unfriendly now which made Yoochun to quickly continued his explanation.
“It’s true. Your Jaejongie is now waiting for you outside and actually we’re now in a church.”
Yoochun trembled as he sensed the dragon’s to-be-explode anger, so he needed to ensure that the dragon would not explode anyhow, he knew how Yunho would be when he was enraged.
“You like Jaejoong but you’re not sure about your feeling, so now you can tie him by your side and eventually lure him into falling in love with you. There’s nothing to harm you anyway. You’re a businessman, you should know that this can be a viable benefit. You won’t want other girls or guys to lay their hands on Jaejoongie, don’t you?” Yoochun spoke carefully as he observed Yunho’s reaction.
“No! If anyone was to lay their dirty fingers on Jaejoong, I’ll make sure them to suffer.” As expected by Yoochun, Yunho was enraged thinking of the scene which Jaejoong was with other people instead of him.
Great! It was the reaction that Yoochun was waiting to see.
He chuckled, “So, you should thank us for planning this wedding for you. Come on, your Jaejoongie is waiting for you.”
Yoochun dragged Yunho by his arm and headed to the door.
Yunho struggled off his grip and smoothened his suit while he spoke, “I can walk myself, and don’t call Jaejoong as Jaejoongie, you’re not qualified to do so.”
Finishing his sentence, Yunho smirked as he walked out of the waiting room.
“You’re not escaping from me, Jaejoongie.” He spoke inside of his heart as he saw the slim and familiar figure that was waiting for him.
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Sorry, it took me so long to update this.
Okay, I know this is ridiculous but this is indeed a ridiculous fic, haha~ And let’s just assume that same-sex marriage is allowed in every country (I’m gotta support this since I want to attend Yunjae’s wedding^^)
As usual, comments are loved^^
Chapter: 10/?
Genre: Romance
Length: Chaptered
Author: nic88
Pairing: Yunjae, slight Yoosu
Rating: PG-13 (maybe NC-17 later)
Warning: Stupid/Innocent/Clumsy Jaejoong? Evil/bad-tempered Yunho?
Summary: Does love bloom when it all started with arguments?
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Chapter 10
After the breakfast, the childish couple had their mind set on matching up Yunho and Jaejoong.
“It’s time for……” Yoochun blinked at Junsu and then both of them continued excitedly, “Master and slave game!!”
What a stupid game!
Seeing the hyperactive couple in front of him, Yunho realized that he should not even come here.
Yunho stole a look at Jaejoong who was listening tentatively about the rules of the game.
“Ah, let me explain, let me explain…… We’ll use this bottle head as a pointer, so the person who gets pointed will have to fulfill any request from the person who turns it around. Simple, right?” Yoochun said as he pointed at the bottle on the table.
Jaejoong nodded obediently like a little student listening to the teacher.
“Hey, Yoochun. I’m not going to play this stupid game.” Yunho objected to the idea, to think that he was going to play a teenagers’ game, no way!
“You have to, Yunho hyung. Please, just play it once.” Junsu said while looking at Yunho with his pity eyes. He knew that no one could resist his innocent yet pity look, but it would worked best on Yoochun.
“Okay, but just once.” Yunho gave in looking at his cousin.
“So, I’ll go first!” Yoochun exclaimed as he quickly turned the bottle around on the table and waited it to stop.
The bottle stopped and the head was pointing to……
“Jaejoong!” Junsu and Yoochun shouted excitedly, they were basically thanking god for making their task easier.
Jaejoong just hung his mouth opened as he did not expected that he would be so lucky to get picked for the first time. Now, he was nervous on what request he needed to fulfill.
Yoochun rolled his eyes one round to indicate that he was thinking about the request.
Then he finally spoke up, “Let us kiss for 5 seconds!”
“What?!”
No doubt, this extremely unsatisfied voice came out from Yunho’s mouth.
Before anyone could react, Yoochun had already stood up from the bench and went to the opposite side of the table and leaned close to Jaejoong as he curved slightly to make his face near to Jaejoong’s who was still frowned on his seat.
Yoochun closed his eyes and slowly inching towards Jaejoong’s lips.
Before he succeeded, he was being pushed away by a strong force that he fell onto the ground.
As expected, he could see fumes coming out from Yunho’s ears and he laughed inside his heart.
“Don’t you know how to avoid that stupid pig’s kiss? Are you so eager to be kissed?” Yunho asked Jaejoong furiously and harsh words just came out from his mouth without any further thinking.
He was sort of pissed off when he saw that Jaejoong was going to accept Yoochun’s kiss instead of rejecting it. But it seemed like he had forgotten that Jaejoong was slow in responding.
Jaejoong really felt hurt with the harsh words thrown to him and his big eyes began to have tears filling in.
“I did not.” He replied in soft tone as Yunho was staring at him fiercely.
Yunho who was struck with jealousy would not let Jaejoong got away easily, “Don’t let me see you repeating the same thing again, you should know well that……”
Before he could finish his sentence, Yunho felt something hard hit on the back of his neck, causing him to fell into the darkness.
Jaejoong watched as Yunho’s body fell on the floor all of the sudden. He was shocked when he saw Junsu holding a bat on his hand and apparently he was the one who knocked Yunho down.
Then he felt a strike too behind his neck and lost conscious, without getting to see the devious smile on Yoochun’s face behind him.
“I get one and you get another one.” Yoochun said to Junsu as he started to slide his hands under Jaejoong’s armpits and lifted him up.
“No, I want to switch with you.” Junsu stated.
“Huh? But why?” Yoochun asked out of mere curious.
Junsu gave him a death glared, “You do remember that you’re so close to kissing Jaejoong just now?”
Junsu could be obedient, but his violence cells would revive when anything was related to Yoochun, especially when he was jealous.
Yoochun laughed aloud, “Don’t tell me you’re jealous, baby, I’m only loyal to you.”
Junsu rolled his eyes and went to the opposite to switch with Yoochun, “Get your ugly butt moving!”
Pouting, Yoochun unwillingly let go off Jaejoong and went to carry Yunho instead.
Junsu who was hyper energetic could easily dragged and placed Jaejoong into Yoochun’s car which was parked not far away.
Yoochun was the one who was calling for help deep inside his heart. Since Yunho was taller than him, he had hard time placing the taller man on his back and lifted him to the car. He swore that he would go to the gymnasium every day and trained a muscular body to show off to Junsu.
Once everything was settled, the car was driven off towards a direction.
******
Yunho opened his eyes swiftly and sat up, wondering where he was now, while he rubbed the back of his neck, cursing the one who had stroke him previously. He noticed that his casual wears had been changed into a black formal suit. As a wealthy businessman, he would have to be more careful but as his eyes scanned through the small room which seemed to be a waiting room, he suspected that it must be Yoochun and Junsu who were doing all the deeds, making him to wonder what they were actually up to. Anyway, they were to receive their punishment when everything was revealed later.
“Jaejoongie……” Yunho whispered, as he remembered that Jaejoong was with him before he was attacked.
The door crept opened as a grinning Yoochun appeared behind the door.
“What are you up to now? You do know I love getting revenge.” Yunho raised his eyebrows while he spoke in a threatened voice.
Yoochun walked towards him fearlessly, since he was sure that Yunho would thank him later rather than taking revenge on him.
“Just……granting your wish.” Yoochun spoke mysteriously as he sat down on the chair opposite Yunho.
“What wish? You know I won’t have any kind of wish, this is stupid. I’m not playing with anything you’re up to, where’s Jaejoong? We’re leaving.” Yunho stated sternly as he stood up and planned to go out of the room to find Jaejoong, Junsu must be hiding him.
Yoochun quickly held on Yunho’s shoulder to prevent him from going out, “Wait, let me explain.”
“Talk.” Yunho emphasized with a dangerous tone which sent shivers to Yoochun.
Yoochun gulped before he started with his explanation, “I know you like Jaejoong and we……”
“Who said so?” Yunho was not too happy with Yoochun’s statement and denied.
Yoochun rolled his eyes, “Everyone can see that you like him, even the blinds can feel that also.”
Yunho did not respond but just stared at Yoochun. He knew he had certain feeling for Jaejoong, but he was not sure if it was love, since he had never like or love anyone before.
“So we plan a wedding for you!” Yoochun’s words were like a bomb, causing Yunho to be shocked for a second, but of course he would not show it in front of people.
“Stop kidding, Yoochun. Do you know you are one step near to hell now for joking with me?” Yunho’s facial expression was indeed unfriendly now which made Yoochun to quickly continued his explanation.
“It’s true. Your Jaejongie is now waiting for you outside and actually we’re now in a church.”
Yoochun trembled as he sensed the dragon’s to-be-explode anger, so he needed to ensure that the dragon would not explode anyhow, he knew how Yunho would be when he was enraged.
“You like Jaejoong but you’re not sure about your feeling, so now you can tie him by your side and eventually lure him into falling in love with you. There’s nothing to harm you anyway. You’re a businessman, you should know that this can be a viable benefit. You won’t want other girls or guys to lay their hands on Jaejoongie, don’t you?” Yoochun spoke carefully as he observed Yunho’s reaction.
“No! If anyone was to lay their dirty fingers on Jaejoong, I’ll make sure them to suffer.” As expected by Yoochun, Yunho was enraged thinking of the scene which Jaejoong was with other people instead of him.
Great! It was the reaction that Yoochun was waiting to see.
He chuckled, “So, you should thank us for planning this wedding for you. Come on, your Jaejoongie is waiting for you.”
Yoochun dragged Yunho by his arm and headed to the door.
Yunho struggled off his grip and smoothened his suit while he spoke, “I can walk myself, and don’t call Jaejoong as Jaejoongie, you’re not qualified to do so.”
Finishing his sentence, Yunho smirked as he walked out of the waiting room.
“You’re not escaping from me, Jaejoongie.” He spoke inside of his heart as he saw the slim and familiar figure that was waiting for him.
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Sorry, it took me so long to update this.
Okay, I know this is ridiculous but this is indeed a ridiculous fic, haha~ And let’s just assume that same-sex marriage is allowed in every country (I’m gotta support this since I want to attend Yunjae’s wedding^^)
As usual, comments are loved^^