Ow ow ow dear god the pain!!!
I GOT FUCKING STUNG BY A FUCKING WASP THIS MORNING!!! It had got caught up in my top somehow, and when I put it on I felt a godawful pain in my shoulder like I'd been injected with something (which, in fairness, I had). After frantically checking my shoulder in the mirror to try and work out what the hell it was that was causing the pain and finding no visible sign, I turned round to discover a slightly groggy wasp crawling over my slipper. I then turned back to the mirror to discover that I now had a giant red mark, which pretty much confirmed my diagnosis. I fuzzed the wasp out of my front door, which personally I think was very nice of me considering what it had done to me.
But seriously WHAT THE FUCK???!!! I'm in fucking Cardiff! In FUCKING NOVEMBER!!!! THERE SHOULD NOT BE WASPS IN MY CLOTHING!!!!
Also 1) It's been *years* since I last got stung and I've forgotten how much it hurts and 2) THE PAINKILLERS AREN'T WORKING!!!! Seriously, this happened an hour and a half ago now and it still hurts like a bitch.
Stupid fucking nature.
But seriously WHAT THE FUCK???!!! I'm in fucking Cardiff! In FUCKING NOVEMBER!!!! THERE SHOULD NOT BE WASPS IN MY CLOTHING!!!!
Also 1) It's been *years* since I last got stung and I've forgotten how much it hurts and 2) THE PAINKILLERS AREN'T WORKING!!!! Seriously, this happened an hour and a half ago now and it still hurts like a bitch.
Stupid fucking nature.