The Adventures of Sleepy McSleeperman
It's just no fair that girl gets all kinds of blackmail out of me when I'm not even awake.
Last night there were not one, but two incidents where I jumped out of bed and ran out of the room because of spiders. During the first I also turned on the light that blasted in girl's face and was making a pathetic noise as I escaped. During both occassions I then got to the hall and stood in the doorway and whimpered about having to come back to bed as she tried to convince me there were no spiders. I scanned the room for a couple minutes before her argument won me over and then I slept with a flashlight on my bedstand. Stupid, invisible, zombie spiders that disappear when other people wake up.
In other news, my dogs think I'm insane.
Last night there were not one, but two incidents where I jumped out of bed and ran out of the room because of spiders. During the first I also turned on the light that blasted in girl's face and was making a pathetic noise as I escaped. During both occassions I then got to the hall and stood in the doorway and whimpered about having to come back to bed as she tried to convince me there were no spiders. I scanned the room for a couple minutes before her argument won me over and then I slept with a flashlight on my bedstand. Stupid, invisible, zombie spiders that disappear when other people wake up.
In other news, my dogs think I'm insane.