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8 Things About Arashi's Facebook Circle
Fandom: Arashi
Rating: PG
Notes: For sadface because I am whipped. :(
1.
It’s not the fact that Jun only has three (Nino refuses to add him) Facebook friends that bothers him. A man can get away with a small, select friends list. Jun likes to think it makes him look mysterious and aloof. The message that Sho has thoughtfully left on his Wall, reading It’s such a shame no one wants to be your friend can always be deleted.
No, what annoys him is that that Kawai has copied Jun’s Facebook right down to the picture of himself looking broody and thoughtful, goes around joining Groups like "Facebook Furries" and Aiba can’t tell which one is the real Jun.
2.
Nino is sure he’s made the right decision in keeping Jun off his friends list, but sometimes he thinks about defriending Sho too. Sho has this habit of writing weekly Notes about his life in agonising detail, right down to what colour socks he decided to wear each day and why.
One day Sho includes a semi-interesting paragraph in his weekly Note; a perfectly punctuated plea to Kanjani8 to stop writing parody Notes of their own mocking his attention to detail when it comes to the shade of his socks. Nino copies and pastes the paragraph into his own reply as a quote, then adds underneath it:
The next day Sho defriends him.
3.
Masaki Aiba is xzorsted!
25 minutes ago
Masaki Aiba is xhorsted!
20 minutes ago
Masaki Aiba is exhorsteed!
15 minutes ago
Masaki Aiba is tired
10 minutes ago
4.
5.
Ohno doesn’t really get the appeal of Facebook. He joined mainly so Nino would stop hounding him about it, but it’s backfired because now Nino hounds him to join groups like “11,000 Facebook Members Who Think KAT-TUN Are Slags” and makes him translate Aiba’s Wall messages - Nino’s told him a dozen times that he can’t read badly spelt, heavily emoted messages like the ones Aiba leaves, especially if Aiba insists on using the HTML that makes a repeating picture of an ugly dog the background for said illegible text, but Aiba is deaf to it.
Yuuri Chinen discovers Ohno’s profile a day after he signs up and sends him a message asking if Ohno will be his It’s Complicated.
6.
What’s so great about Ueda anyway, wonders Jun as he notes that Ueda seems to be friends with the entire Jrock community. Even the fresh Juniors have more friends than Jun! And they can’t even spell friends.
Though, Jun thinks, glancing over at Aiba, who is tentatively typing up a Wall message with the help of a dog-eared copy of The Ladybird Book of Spelling for assistance, that seems to be a common problem in Johnny’s Entertainment.
7.
It’s a week after Sho’s defriending of Nino when Sho sends Nino a tart message telling him that if Nino can “behave himself in the future” he will be allowed back on Sho’s friends list. Nino calls over a reluctant Ohno to read the message, then snorts, “Pompous git” and starts looking up the entire Pain.jpg series to send back.
Unfortunately for Nino, Sho has already seen them thanks to one of Aiba’s many, many On A Scale of 1 to 10, 10 Being Wetting the Bed, How Distressed Will this Shock Picture Cause Sho to Become experiments.
8.
After a week of Facebook Gifts and Wall messages proclaiming his deep and unabiding love from Chinen, Ohno finds the loudest, most obnoxious metal song he can and embeds it on his profile, to play on loop. Suddenly the Wall confessions of epic love stop and Ohno allows himself to breathe a sigh of relief. Before bed he checks his status updates, just to check that Nino hasn’t tried to spam the members of NEWS with shock images and creepypasta again.
Yuuri Chinen is missing Ohno’s profile a lot!
10 minutes ago
Yuuri Chinen loves Ohno so much!
8 minutes ago
Yuuri Chinen thinks Ohno is so talented and handsome :DDDD
7 minutes ago
Yuuri Chinen wonders if Ohno goes to the toilet like everyone else!
6 minutes ago
Yuuri Chinen wants Ohno to know that he loves him!
4 minutes ago
Ohno deletes his Facebook.
8 Things About Arashi's Facebook Circle
Fandom: Arashi
Rating: PG
Notes: For sadface because I am whipped. :(
1.
It’s not the fact that Jun only has three (Nino refuses to add him) Facebook friends that bothers him. A man can get away with a small, select friends list. Jun likes to think it makes him look mysterious and aloof. The message that Sho has thoughtfully left on his Wall, reading It’s such a shame no one wants to be your friend can always be deleted.
No, what annoys him is that that Kawai has copied Jun’s Facebook right down to the picture of himself looking broody and thoughtful, goes around joining Groups like "Facebook Furries" and Aiba can’t tell which one is the real Jun.
2.
Nino is sure he’s made the right decision in keeping Jun off his friends list, but sometimes he thinks about defriending Sho too. Sho has this habit of writing weekly Notes about his life in agonising detail, right down to what colour socks he decided to wear each day and why.
One day Sho includes a semi-interesting paragraph in his weekly Note; a perfectly punctuated plea to Kanjani8 to stop writing parody Notes of their own mocking his attention to detail when it comes to the shade of his socks. Nino copies and pastes the paragraph into his own reply as a quote, then adds underneath it:
The next day Sho defriends him.
3.
Masaki Aiba is xzorsted!
25 minutes ago
Masaki Aiba is xhorsted!
20 minutes ago
Masaki Aiba is exhorsteed!
15 minutes ago
Masaki Aiba is tired
10 minutes ago
4.
5.
Ohno doesn’t really get the appeal of Facebook. He joined mainly so Nino would stop hounding him about it, but it’s backfired because now Nino hounds him to join groups like “11,000 Facebook Members Who Think KAT-TUN Are Slags” and makes him translate Aiba’s Wall messages - Nino’s told him a dozen times that he can’t read badly spelt, heavily emoted messages like the ones Aiba leaves, especially if Aiba insists on using the HTML that makes a repeating picture of an ugly dog the background for said illegible text, but Aiba is deaf to it.
Yuuri Chinen discovers Ohno’s profile a day after he signs up and sends him a message asking if Ohno will be his It’s Complicated.
6.
What’s so great about Ueda anyway, wonders Jun as he notes that Ueda seems to be friends with the entire Jrock community. Even the fresh Juniors have more friends than Jun! And they can’t even spell friends.
Though, Jun thinks, glancing over at Aiba, who is tentatively typing up a Wall message with the help of a dog-eared copy of The Ladybird Book of Spelling for assistance, that seems to be a common problem in Johnny’s Entertainment.
7.
It’s a week after Sho’s defriending of Nino when Sho sends Nino a tart message telling him that if Nino can “behave himself in the future” he will be allowed back on Sho’s friends list. Nino calls over a reluctant Ohno to read the message, then snorts, “Pompous git” and starts looking up the entire Pain.jpg series to send back.
Unfortunately for Nino, Sho has already seen them thanks to one of Aiba’s many, many On A Scale of 1 to 10, 10 Being Wetting the Bed, How Distressed Will this Shock Picture Cause Sho to Become experiments.
8.
After a week of Facebook Gifts and Wall messages proclaiming his deep and unabiding love from Chinen, Ohno finds the loudest, most obnoxious metal song he can and embeds it on his profile, to play on loop. Suddenly the Wall confessions of epic love stop and Ohno allows himself to breathe a sigh of relief. Before bed he checks his status updates, just to check that Nino hasn’t tried to spam the members of NEWS with shock images and creepypasta again.
Yuuri Chinen is missing Ohno’s profile a lot!
10 minutes ago
Yuuri Chinen loves Ohno so much!
8 minutes ago
Yuuri Chinen thinks Ohno is so talented and handsome :DDDD
7 minutes ago
Yuuri Chinen wonders if Ohno goes to the toilet like everyone else!
6 minutes ago
Yuuri Chinen wants Ohno to know that he loves him!
4 minutes ago
Ohno deletes his Facebook.