Eric's Monolouge

[nfgpaul]

"You see Paul, I wasn't going to hit you with the stick, but you took it to far. I just don't get it, it's like once you get something in your hands, you just have to use it. I had the stick, but I was just holding it to threaten you, I wasn't going to put it down because that would show weakness. You had the water turkey baster, once you had it filled with water there was no doubt in your mind that you were going to use it. I think that is a general metaphor for the rest of your life.

Gaaaaaayyaaaahhhh! "

That's when Eric slapped my fingertips with the stick. I can't type with them now. Thanks Eric.