Cause of Death
Momo: I have oeros
and milk
Nezuko: DUNK THEM
DUNK THEM AND NOM NOM NOM
(yes, that DID have to be capslock)
Momo: YES
NOM
I love how frantic you got there
Like I might do it wrong somehow
and then I'd die
Nezuko: Because it would be a tragedy!
Oreos! Milk! You must dunk them and nom them!
Momo: COD: Dry oreo.
Nezuko: Man that would be SAD
Momo: ... *is out of milk*
Nezuko:!!!
Momo: *eats the last oreo anyway*
Nezuko: NOOOOOOOO!
It was tragic, she ate the oreo and there was NO MILK and there were crumbs and and... *breaks down sobbing*
Momo: *choking now*
*dies*
Nezuko" *calls 911*
"What's your emergency?"
"D-dd- dry oreo! My girlfriend. Oh god!"
Momo: 911 operator: WE'LL SEND PEOPLE WITH MILK RIGHT AWAY! DO NOT GIVE MOUTH TO MOUTH!
Supercow to the rescue.
...
This is why I love my girlfriend.
and milk
Nezuko: DUNK THEM
DUNK THEM AND NOM NOM NOM
(yes, that DID have to be capslock)
Momo: YES
NOM
I love how frantic you got there
Like I might do it wrong somehow
and then I'd die
Nezuko: Because it would be a tragedy!
Oreos! Milk! You must dunk them and nom them!
Momo: COD: Dry oreo.
Nezuko: Man that would be SAD
Momo: ... *is out of milk*
Nezuko:!!!
Momo: *eats the last oreo anyway*
Nezuko: NOOOOOOOO!
It was tragic, she ate the oreo and there was NO MILK and there were crumbs and and... *breaks down sobbing*
Momo: *choking now*
*dies*
Nezuko" *calls 911*
"What's your emergency?"
"D-dd- dry oreo! My girlfriend. Oh god!"
Momo: 911 operator: WE'LL SEND PEOPLE WITH MILK RIGHT AWAY! DO NOT GIVE MOUTH TO MOUTH!
Supercow to the rescue.
...
This is why I love my girlfriend.