[All Naruto wanted to do when he got home was to fall into bed and pass out. He had his midnight snack already (sort of), and was already in his pajamas with his sleeping cap on. As he was getting ready to fall asleep after crawling into bed, he could have sworn he heard something. Something like... a monster? Under his bed.

That's awfully ( Read more... )

Has anyone seen Sasuke? I want to ask him something.

[A few moments after that.]

Oh, right! Can I talk to someone named... uh... Ryuhou?

Alright! I turned seventeen today! [Sounds of eating.

And then Naruto talking with his mouth full, so those aren't really words, are they? But somehow, if you listen closely, the most you can hear out of it, that isn't kind of disgusting and aren't mumbles, is Sasuke. Feel free to prod him on that, if you want.]

I can't believe I lost him again. And what he said...

Damn it! [The sound of Naruto's foot connecting with the wall in his room, yo.] O-ow...