Jess is awake.

I suspect I need to find a place to hide, for using her to prop up my desk.

*ahem*

JESS IS MY GIRLFRIEND.

SHE ACTS LIKE SHE ISN'T, BUT SHE IS.

YES, WE HAVE BEEN INTIMATE.

That is all.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go prepare for my imminent demise.