How can I refuse a pitch like this?

(from a friend)
you have to see that film
Mr DARCY
with a cute stutter
AS THE KING
with Helena Bonham Carter sitting on him
and him saying FUCK loudly
great film

I had an interesting conversation last night with some of my friends that led into what my mother used to tell me. Now, my mother is lovely and quite sensible most of the time, but she also has one major fault: susceptibility. And the main factor in this fault is the Chinese newspaper. Every week when they go to the Chinese supermarket, they pick ( Read more... )

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woke up at 7 today. WHY?

craving a cupcake

got vodka sauce yesterday so made myself a big batch of pasta for lunch and it was delicious

am angry at prof who didn’t tell us the reading due at 1 pm today until 9 am this morning

when the hell am I going to find time to read 300 ( Read more... )

Last week my mother bought me a frozen pizza to bring to school, thinking I could cook it when I had no time to make real food. The problem was that the pizza was too big to fit in my refrigerator, let alone freezer, so I had to cook it right away.

And then I realized I had no tray. For those of you who were around at my moment of panic, a million ( Read more... )

There are two types of people in New York: people who bring their own reading material on the subway, and people who surreptitiously sneak glances over their shoulder.

Is it bad that when my ODE teacher mentioned "Wronskian determinants" today, the first thing I thought of was, "wow, Josef Wronski was a mathematician and a seeker for the Grodzisk Goblins ( Read more... )

arghWA#4ro23iuej!!!!

ARGHERWUI@#O$Iuj!@#~!!~~!@~@#

I officially suck at life. Yes, you all knew this before. But this makes it official: I suck at life.I mean, today, at precisely 2:23 pm I realized that I did not have my egg baby. You know, those irritating senior projects in health where they give you a graffitied (read: initialed) egg that ( Read more... )