Happy Bloomsday! Oh man, I grew up in a household with four copies of Ulysses, all of them marked to hell and falling apart. It is an amazing book and I once read it in three days for my Fundies exam, and can testify that no one should ever do that, as it makes you absolutely nuts. (I wound up writing my essay on Ulysses in the style of the novel; possibly not the best course of attack, but they seemed to like it enough to pass it.)
Anyway, in lieu of my being able to actually quote some Joyce at you right now, how's this?
Two guys are adapting "Wandering Rocks" to Twitter. That? That is cool!