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I never quite know what to think when I see Administrative Assistant positions advertised on Craigslist for companies that won't disclose their names and yet put $40K/year as the offered salary. On the one hand, I'm like, "Hell yeah! I'm good with people, and I can use a copier!" On the other... it doesn't seem like it should be that easy.
This is my write-up of the dream I had just before waking up:'NSYNC got me (and Warren? guy fabricatedvoice was all into from Buffy) to run a board game about improving group unity, only Timberlake and Fatone were gone and I had no idea who the other ones were. McKay and Weir and neenie and tropes were off in another part of the park. Small child quoting the entirety of Romeo & Juliet to someone! Scenes from alternate Back to the Future -- 50's parents kissing in an alley, Seymour Krelbourn on phone handset with chord: "Wait, we not only got my parents together, but we prevented hobbits? Huh." Realizing that the child has finished reciting Shakespeare, and OMG we completely left neenie/Weir in the park and she's gonna kill us now! The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion, the only group to get kicked off the national stage before they ever came on to it. There was also a jar full of pieces of paper.
Yeah, I got nothin'.
Also in the "I got nothin'" category: Karl Rove is "leaving politics." Yeah, by which we mean, "Gosh, it is inconvenient working for the White House and electioneering at the same time. Oh hey, I'm under all sorts of investigation! Time to go write my book!"
This is my write-up of the dream I had just before waking up:'NSYNC got me (and Warren? guy fabricatedvoice was all into from Buffy) to run a board game about improving group unity, only Timberlake and Fatone were gone and I had no idea who the other ones were. McKay and Weir and neenie and tropes were off in another part of the park. Small child quoting the entirety of Romeo & Juliet to someone! Scenes from alternate Back to the Future -- 50's parents kissing in an alley, Seymour Krelbourn on phone handset with chord: "Wait, we not only got my parents together, but we prevented hobbits? Huh." Realizing that the child has finished reciting Shakespeare, and OMG we completely left neenie/Weir in the park and she's gonna kill us now! The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion, the only group to get kicked off the national stage before they ever came on to it. There was also a jar full of pieces of paper.
Yeah, I got nothin'.
Also in the "I got nothin'" category: Karl Rove is "leaving politics." Yeah, by which we mean, "Gosh, it is inconvenient working for the White House and electioneering at the same time. Oh hey, I'm under all sorts of investigation! Time to go write my book!"