lava and skydiving crones

Nov 16, 2014 18:28

I have to admit, I’m a little bit mesmerized by slow lava flows like the ones going on in Hawaii. It’s this lumpy disgusting unstoppable progression of unbearable hotness that just immolates anything in its path…. but at the same time it’s just sooooooooooooooooooooo bloody slow! Imagine if you lived near an oozing pyroclastic flow emitting volcano ( Read more... )

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newmistakes November 16 2014, 07:38:51 UTC
What a nong :P

Enjoy your dinner. Hey did you take my advice last night and just leave out some crackers??

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newmistakes November 20 2014, 23:33:46 UTC
The term of affection bit of the definition definitely fits :)

Noises probably woke you - you should wear earmuffs to bed!

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newmistakes November 16 2014, 07:39:49 UTC
You are tres chic!

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newmistakes November 16 2014, 07:40:50 UTC
Your icon is a quote from the latest Bridget Jones book, isn't it? Loved that book. Might have to go for another Bridget Jones marathon read.

Oh and yes, you are cutting edge :P

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smokkee911 November 20 2014, 20:07:19 UTC
*rolls eyes*

I think it's more like you just like to rub it in!! :-P

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It's so slow that even a senior citizen toting an oxygen tank could outrun it! adman November 16 2014, 07:38:20 UTC
FORTH.. see Sweets.. even the ole folks can shake their bootay when they want.. er.. need to

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Re: It's so slow that even a senior citizen toting an oxygen tank could outrun it! newmistakes November 16 2014, 07:41:50 UTC
I don't know if they shake their bootay or if that's the wind wobbling all their wrinkles haha.

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hot air ballooning over the Valley of the Kings adman November 16 2014, 08:04:07 UTC
Well okay I sayz piss on the elderly Kings.. oh sorry... DEAD.. so called Kings of so long ago folks jus make up tales about em to sell us balloon rides and trinkets made in China claimed to be made by Bedouin camel herders wives of the Sahara.

Balloon ridin is on my bucket list Sweets.. but not over a bunch-O-dead Kings.. oh no Babe.. I want wine country..


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Re: hot air ballooning over the Valley of the Kings newmistakes November 16 2014, 11:42:34 UTC
Meh. Champagne and chocolates over wine country is fine I suppose, but it doesn't hold a candle to watching the sun rise over the Valley of the Kings and Hatshepsut's temple and drifting over the Nile, skimming the tops of houses, and coming to rest in the vast fields around Luxor :P

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