The Triumphant Return of Vincent Valentine

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I understand that Dirge of Cerberus took a lot of heat for its cracked-out story and shitty control scheme. Still, when playing through it myself this passed week, I chose to ignore these claims and take the game at face value. I was pleasantly surprised.

It's a tough game to get through (you basically have to force yourself), but totally worth it in the end. Here's my take on it:

Spoilers behind the cut, obviously.