[inspired by
this picture]
James, Sirius? I think your baby hates me. She keeps giving me this look. I try to smile at her and I even did that cooing noise you do, and then she just stares at me. Like she’s trying to do some sort of wandless magic at me, and not anything good. I am not good at babysitting duty. I am afraid to go near my goddaughter. She looks like she’s going to bite me or something. Does she even have teeth?
No, really. She won’t stop staring at me. Why is she staring at me? Shouldn’t she go to sleep or something? She’s making this very odd face.
How do I make it stop?!