[ All is silent and serene this starlit night, or at least, that's the scene the unfolds initially. Then the camera shakes and swerves down, bobbing until it balances itself out.
The scene at this level is, to put it lightly, jarring.
In front of the deities office lies an unbroken circle of these:
And in the center of that circle sits one of these. Yes... a kappa:
There's really no debating it, they're all dead sacrifices to the temporary Aphrodites deities of the city. She's in love with Rudy Miller, and this masked midget loves as hard as she fights. A flash of a bloodied blade rings as she sticks it in the ground, but it's quickly blocked by a series of typed placards placed in front of the camera. ]
RUDY MILLER.
YOU BETTER FALL IN LOVE WITH ME OR I'LL KICK YOUR ASS.
AND KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT.
[ooc: Obviously, she's not going to respond to this post because that will blow everything. This is just for gawkers and Rudy Miller. And yes, Rudy. She knows that you know. <3 Also! Please pretend this was posted a few hours ago? ]