It'd have to be a high-powered super soaker. You've seen the commercials. The ones with all the stupid boys screaming and shooting each other in the face.
Or people need to not do stupid things. It's just hard to be prepared in a place like this, when the most random thing you could never think of might happen as soon as you wake up. Did you have any ideas in mind?
Nothing worth saying, yet. Seeing the future would be useful right about now.
Sleep with cotton in your ears? Caulk the cracks in your apartment, set up cameras, security locks, alarms. Don't know if that'd be enough to stop tiny fuckers like slugs.
Seeing the future is only useful to a certain extent.
As far as the slugs go, I don't know if we'll have to worry about them again. The deities seemed pretty annoyed that they came in and stomped on their territory. We can't be prepared for every threat. No one would ever actually live if we tried to be.
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Sleep with cotton in your ears? Caulk the cracks in your apartment, set up cameras, security locks, alarms. Don't know if that'd be enough to stop tiny fuckers like slugs.
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As far as the slugs go, I don't know if we'll have to worry about them again. The deities seemed pretty annoyed that they came in and stomped on their territory. We can't be prepared for every threat. No one would ever actually live if we tried to be.
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But that could probably kill you.
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Rampaging giant gorillas and crabs?
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