Sir, I disagree.
I think my age
should act like me.


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“My mouth is like a circus

But I’m always in debt”

--Cherry Poppin’ Daddies, “The Pink Elephant”

I have my first author signing in less than a week and my own impending novel to come out sometime after that-and I live with my parents, broke at 28.  How does one toe the lines of both rock star and loser at the same time?  Versatility baby.  I got range ( Read more... )

“You don’t have to fill the whole cup.”

She said it in a way that suggested no mortal man had ever filled the cup, emphasizing the ridiculousness of any self-imposed expectation to.  No pressure.  But I had consumed a copious volume of water and I took the cup with confidence, and I walked into the bathroom with determination.

By God, I was going ( Read more... )