tommy and kevin go to the store...part 1
NeverEnough723: bannanas?
Less7Than5Ryan: perhaps
NeverEnough723: cereal?
Less7Than5Ryan: definitely.
NeverEnough723: tomatoes?
Less7Than5Ryan: w0rd
NeverEnough723: shampoo?
Less7Than5Ryan: nahh
NeverEnough723: chips?
Less7Than5Ryan: you kidding?
NeverEnough723: grapes?
Less7Than5Ryan: maybe
NeverEnough723: toothpaste?
Less7Than5Ryan: you're saying my breath stinks
Less7Than5Ryan: ?
NeverEnough723: ....perhaps so...
NeverEnough723: coke?
Less7Than5Ryan: cocain?
NeverEnough723: nono
Less7Than5Ryan: oh
Less7Than5Ryan: coca cola
NeverEnough723: yes maam
NeverEnough723: do we have it or not?
Less7Than5Ryan: half a 600 pack
NeverEnough723: affirmative
Less7Than5Ryan: roger that
Less7Than5Ryan: rogermative
Less7Than5Ryan: Need Backup!
NeverEnough723: copy that
Less7Than5Ryan: Reporting in.
NeverEnough723: noodles?
Less7Than5Ryan: only the "add water" kind
Less7Than5Ryan: the other kind gives me gas.
NeverEnough723: ok good
NeverEnough723: potatoes?
Less7Than5Ryan: What we need is a few good taters.
NeverEnough723: ok so....no we dont have them yet?
Less7Than5Ryan: yes we don't not have them at all
NeverEnough723: hmm....alright....
NeverEnough723: soap?
Less7Than5Ryan: very much so
Less7Than5Ryan: 2 gallons liquid 1 pound solid
NeverEnough723: ok were safe then
NeverEnough723: oh...did we get ummm....the umm....you know...
NeverEnough723: whats it called....
Less7Than5Ryan: **blushes**
Less7Than5Ryan: no, we need more.
NeverEnough723: ooh....ok...ill go get some more
Less7Than5Ryan: don't let them know the real reason we use it.
NeverEnough723: ok...shhhhh ;-)
NeverEnough723: i wont tell if you dont
Less7Than5Ryan: yeah, don't tell allie.
Less7Than5Ryan: that wouldn't be a good thing
NeverEnough723: your secret is safe with me
NeverEnough723: ok i think weve got everything we need
NeverEnough723: are we good?
Less7Than5Ryan: did you get the preperation H and anabolic steroids?
Less7Than5Ryan: you can't forget those.
NeverEnough723: i got them...plus the pepto bismol
NeverEnough723: just in case...
NeverEnough723: ready to check out?
Less7Than5Ryan: i believe so
NeverEnough723: oohh....crap lemme go get some milk....be right back
Less7Than5Ryan: how could you forget milk
Less7Than5Ryan: **customers begin to line up behind you**
NeverEnough723: ummm....save my spot dude ill be right back
Less7Than5Ryan: you got it
NeverEnough723: ok back
Less7Than5Ryan: ready?
NeverEnough723: yeah
Less7Than5Ryan: *begins scanning items and none work*
Less7Than5Ryan: hmm
Less7Than5Ryan: thats odd
Less7Than5Ryan: guess I'll have to manually type in ever barcode
NeverEnough723: Cashier: your total is $107.85
NeverEnough723: holy crap...not enough money...
NeverEnough723: hurry steal the stuff....go....run to the car...now!!
Less7Than5Ryan: **grabs stuff and runs**
Less7Than5Ryan: **jumps in hoopty*
NeverEnough723: **grabs other stuff and runs**
NeverEnough723: **jumps in....yeah....the hoopty**
Less7Than5Ryan: the pinto.
NeverEnough723: **tommy is driving....so he begins speeding out of the parking lot as fast as he can go**
NeverEnough723: **cashier runs out of the store with a crowbar**
Less7Than5Ryan: **pulls out potato gun**
Less7Than5Ryan: DID U GET THE POTATOES?
NeverEnough723: yeah...coming right up
NeverEnough723: here
NeverEnough723: **hands kevin potato**
Less7Than5Ryan: **loads**
NeverEnough723: FIRE!!
Less7Than5Ryan: **misses because i wasnt given time to aim*
Less7Than5Ryan: **loads up another**
NeverEnough723: ooh sorry
NeverEnough723: AIM!!
Less7Than5Ryan: **aims using infrared laser scope**
NeverEnough723: FIRE!!
Less7Than5Ryan: **blasts cashier away**
NeverEnough723: NICE!!
NeverEnough723: ahh....crap the cops!!
NeverEnough723: potatoes wont help us here...
Less7Than5Ryan: exactly what I was thinking
Less7Than5Ryan: where can we turn?
NeverEnough723: ...oohh.....i dont know!!
NeverEnough723: theyre closing in...
NeverEnough723: TO BE CONTINUED...
will tommy and kevin escape the police.....or will they be caught and rot away day after endless day in prison?....tune in next time and find out...