keeping the closet shut on the dead...
I have made the observation in my time of food service that if one of the customers at the table has a shirt with the picture of a dead person on it, that the table will suck. There are very few exceptions to this. Those that include RIP, or look like they were done in someone's basement are especially bad omens for the server.
Shirts that would qualify would include:
Jim Jones...
Jim Morrison...
A dead homey...
Elvis...
A dead rapper...(especially Tupac)
Hitler...
Liberace...
Dale Earnhardt...
Princess Diana...
Che Guevara...(all the freaking time)
Kurt Cobain...
Bob Marley...
So if you have ever worn a shirt with the picture of a dead person on it to a restaurant, you likely were the table that sucked for that server. Check your closet.
Shirts that would qualify would include:
Jim Jones...
Jim Morrison...
A dead homey...
Elvis...
A dead rapper...(especially Tupac)
Hitler...
Liberace...
Dale Earnhardt...
Princess Diana...
Che Guevara...(all the freaking time)
Kurt Cobain...
Bob Marley...
So if you have ever worn a shirt with the picture of a dead person on it to a restaurant, you likely were the table that sucked for that server. Check your closet.