Onzième

[never_any_doubt]

[Spy knew, from the moment he put that candy in his mouth, that things would most likely go horribly wrong. And, lo and behold, he was right! His skin is alabaster-pale rather than swarthy and French, his hair seems to be blowing in a nonexistent breeze and shining a lot more than it really should, his teeth are pearly white rather than stained

Comments

[never_any_doubt]

Ah... do forgive me, I merely could not resist... You look so peaceful when you sleep.

[Oh jeez oh god what is coming out of his mouth WHAT IS THIS.]

[never_any_doubt]

Can he cure a heart in pain, Monsieur?

[... this is terrible oh god why can't he stop]
[WHYYYYY]

[never_any_doubt]

Alas, zhat is my curse! No one understands me!

[Sniper. Kill him. Kill him oh god kill him DEAD RIGHT NOW!]

[never_any_doubt]

[WHY WON'T YOU KILL HIM CAN'T YOU SEE HE IS SUFFERING]

Ah, but eet is one of my personal rules to never partake in alcohol! Eet is an evil drink and only encourages slovenliness and ignorance.