Oh, But You Didn't Have to Stoop So Low
Dear Glee-Powers-That-Be,
I do not watch your show. I know nothing about your characters or the context of tonight's performance of Gotye's "Somebody I Used to Know". I'm sure there are plenty of viewers who have, like myself, visited the official FOX website for a sneak peek of tonight's episode because, be he/she a Gleek or no, no Matty Bomer fan is gonna miss the opportunity to hear that boy sing.
Perhaps the majority of these other viewers do not have my proclivity to slash where no slash is intended.
Perhaps the majority of these other viewers would shy away from slashing a couple of characters if to do so is to explore an incestuous relationship.
Perhaps these other viewers can help themselves.
Sadly, I cannot.
The long and short of it: you cannot post a clip of Matthew Bomer and whoever this pretty little "Blaine" character is portrayed by singing "And I don't even need your love, but you treat me like a stranger and I feel so rough" like a couple of scorned lovers to one another with all those wonderfully intense, angsty facial expressions, where just any old soul can see it!
Fic is bound to happen. Badly written, angsty, naughty fic AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE HELL I'M WRITING!
You with your inappropriately-hot-together brothers singing angsty love songs!
STOP IT! (Or don't. Please, please, don't.)
Stop luring me towards your fandom with your slashy siren song!
Damn you. (And thank you very much.)
Me.
/ weird fangirl-y rant/squee :p