Homewreckers
I was just watching this old How I Met Your Mother episode :p So funny!
Home Inspector: You got leaky pipes. But the bright side? The pond in your basement is drowning some of the larger, slower rats. The rest of them? Well, they're headed this way.
I finished downstairs and the outside. Now I could keep looking to see what else I can find besides the black mold, the damaged retaining wall, the frayed electrical wires, the lead paint, the water damage, the fire damage, the sun damage, the broken furnace, the rotted floorboards... Hey, look at that: no termites! The cracked chimney, the rats, the bats, the spiders, the racoons, the hobo, the detached gutter, the outdated fuse box, and the paint job in the kitchen - which is fine, but the trim really clashes with the countertops. Or I could just recommend that you do not buy this god-forsaken, Guatanamo Bay of a house and suggest that we all get our asses out of here before a medium-sized wind blows the whole sumbitch down.
Ted: Uh... What if- What if I already bought the sumbitch?
Inspector: Then... I'll check out the upstairs. HAHAHAHAHA [continuous uncontrolled laughter]
Marshall: Did he say he found a hobo?
Home Inspector: You got leaky pipes. But the bright side? The pond in your basement is drowning some of the larger, slower rats. The rest of them? Well, they're headed this way.
I finished downstairs and the outside. Now I could keep looking to see what else I can find besides the black mold, the damaged retaining wall, the frayed electrical wires, the lead paint, the water damage, the fire damage, the sun damage, the broken furnace, the rotted floorboards... Hey, look at that: no termites! The cracked chimney, the rats, the bats, the spiders, the racoons, the hobo, the detached gutter, the outdated fuse box, and the paint job in the kitchen - which is fine, but the trim really clashes with the countertops. Or I could just recommend that you do not buy this god-forsaken, Guatanamo Bay of a house and suggest that we all get our asses out of here before a medium-sized wind blows the whole sumbitch down.
Ted: Uh... What if- What if I already bought the sumbitch?
Inspector: Then... I'll check out the upstairs. HAHAHAHAHA [continuous uncontrolled laughter]
Marshall: Did he say he found a hobo?