Let me outshine the moon

[neutraltwin]

Uh...I think I just had a Twilight dream, guys. Except Edward was a giant white gatorthing, Jacob was a smaller crocodile, and Bella was a tiny dragonfly who constantly had things trying to eat her, but her bodyguards in the other two kept beating the shit out of whatever tried to do it. Also none of them were annoying and stupid

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[lythdan]

Does it even count as a Twilight dream, then? :B

ALSO, Portal! Did it completely fuck with your sense of balance/direction/etc? :D

[neutraltwin]

I...don't know. I think so! My brain insisted that they were who they were.

AHAHA. ONLY ONCE OR TWICE. I actually breezed through like...the first 17 testchambers, got stuck hard on a few puzzles for the next five or so rooms, then breezed through the rest again. I guess I'm just too used to videogames being weird!

[lythdan]

Oh, I see how it is. No flailing whenever turrets shoot at you and no getting immeasurably distracted at going 'hey, I can make this camera bounce between two portals foreeeever.'

...I see how that would help.

WHAT DID YOU THINK OF THE ENDING SONG?

[neutraltwin]

Well, maybe a little, but the old 'shoot a portal underneath a turret' trick worked well for me! I might have just been all SOLVING PUZZLES YEAH first run through. I'll dick around more next time. 8Db

IT'S STILL IN MY HEAD GDIT

[neutraltwin]

I blame the movie. It put all these animals in my head! I was actually underwater for a portion of it too, following dragonflyBella. That was a trip.

You should! It's only about an hour and a half long, but definitely worth it. Unf New Orleans jazz music yesss

[neutraltwin]

PFFFFF NO, but I was drinking while playing Portal! That might've done it.

Aha, I still remember BACK IN MY DAY when movies were at least two hours long, usually. But I agree, ergh, sitting through something really long sucks. Whooo videogames and the internet have destroyed my attention span

[goldenwing6560]

Except Edward was a giant white gatorthing, Jacob was a smaller crocodile, and Bella was a tiny dragonfly who constantly had things trying to eat her, but her bodyguards in the other two kept beating the shit out of whatever tried to do it.

Twilight by Disney?

[neutraltwin]

Exactly! So, y'know. Decent.

[goldenwing6560]

Well, a going trend is that Disney tends to butcher legends and such for their movies (usually good movies, but not very accurate to the original story. see also: Hercules, among others).

Apply this to Twilight, and their butchering probably would make it decent.

Plus I am a little amused by a gator that ~*sparkles*~ in the sun, more than I probably should be to be honest...

[neutraltwin]

Bellafly/Edwardile OTP, rite? :B

Thaaat would be Half-Life 2, which also comes in The Orange Box with Team Fortress 2! Portal itself is basically...you're this lady who is a test subject. You have a gun which can shoot portals and grab things. You solve puzzles while the testmaster, GLaDos, tries to kill you. It's fun.

Oh man, yeah, that vectory scene was so gorgeous. I love the old style like that. POLYGAMY WOULD ONLY HAVE MADE IT BETTER. NAVEEN KNOWS HE WANTS SUMMA DAT ASS.
Haha, silly...who do you think he was, Mufasa?

BABBY IS THE THING
THAT IS FORMED

[neutraltwin]

sldkngadsg. That's amazing.

Five, actually! Half-Life 2, HL2 Episodes One and Two, Team Fortress 2, and Portal.

Aww yeah. Let's get some fic for that.

HOW GIRL GET PREAGANT

[puddinchan]

s-stop making me want portal it's not available anywhere dammit

[neutraltwin]

...no. :3

Do you have a 360, or just PC? I could send you a copy, since you're a PAL-regionbuddy.

[puddinchan]

My sister has a 360, but I think a PC version is much better for me. :D