A short story....
Angry Bob was angry.
Angry Bob read people magazine. He saw happy famous people.
The famous people said they were happy because they had found an ancient religion.
"I will find an ancient religion," declared Angry bob, "and then I will be happy!"
Angry bob looked in his library. He found a book on religion.
Closing his eyes, he flipped the pages and pick a God.
"Oh random God," he prayed, "Do your work in my life."
Angry Bob grew happy. "My God has heard me!" he declared.
Bob grew curious. "Who is this God that can work work such miracles? Who is this God I have prayed to?"
Bob looked at the page he had picked:
"Malafisto," it said. "The God of Raining Vengeance Down Upon One's Own Head."
A bookcase fell on Bob.
He died.
Feel free to insert moral here -->
Angry Bob read people magazine. He saw happy famous people.
The famous people said they were happy because they had found an ancient religion.
"I will find an ancient religion," declared Angry bob, "and then I will be happy!"
Angry bob looked in his library. He found a book on religion.
Closing his eyes, he flipped the pages and pick a God.
"Oh random God," he prayed, "Do your work in my life."
Angry Bob grew happy. "My God has heard me!" he declared.
Bob grew curious. "Who is this God that can work work such miracles? Who is this God I have prayed to?"
Bob looked at the page he had picked:
"Malafisto," it said. "The God of Raining Vengeance Down Upon One's Own Head."
A bookcase fell on Bob.
He died.
Feel free to insert moral here -->