here is my first survey.
Adam needs to get one of these things cuz he is like always bugging me and talking about shit he just gets in trouble for or shit I don't give a rats ass about. Don't get me wrong, I love Adam more than anything but good God give me a fucking break with all of this fucking kitchen nonsense. JUST GET IT DONE AND COOK ME MY FUCKING MEALS!!!!! (Adam is the chef of the family. My special dish is macaroni ala Elliot)
1. What's the middle name of first person you slept with?
William.
2. What kind of underwear are you wearing, and what color are they?
Am I wearing underwear? Oh, I am. It's blue...and underwear?
3. What song do you want played at your funeral?
That is a tough question. Rebel Yell comes to mind but that makes no sense. Something classic from the 70's probably. Oh, Jesus don't make me pick. I'll leave a playlist stapled to my fucking will.
4. What is the number of your sluttiest friend so that some of your single friends can get some action?
Haha that'd be me before Adam. And you can't have my number so >:P ~ and the other is dead. I don't know any sluts now.
5. What would your last meal be before being executed?
Something made by Adam with lots of good booze and Adam for dessert. In fact - skip the meal, just give me Adam as my last meal >;P
6. Beatles or Stones?
...That's a VILE* thing to ask!
*= Adam gave me this word. I could not think of one vicious* enough
* = that word was brought to you by Adam as well
7. If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who would it be?
They're already dead so no one ;O)
8. The person whose problems you wouldn't want to hear?
Right now I do not want to hear Adam's problem with black granite vs. marble for our kitchen counters...Otherwise, Michael Jackson fouling up my kids cartoons all over the fucking television. If he did something, he will be brought to justice this time. If not, he'll go back to living his weird life.
10. Do you secretly hate some of your friends but are too nice to reject them?
I wouldn't call the mothers at Benny's school my friends, but since they're the only people I see and think I am their friend, I will say that it isn't too much of a secret. I wear my hostility really openly and they are just too thick headed to see it.
11. If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
Oh wow...that's like the song question! I read X-Men faithfully...have been since I was 8. I...would...uhm uhm nnnggff probably Mystique but then again I like who I am so nevermind. Id say Nightcrawler but I can go anywhere I want if I ask Adam nice enough so maybe uhm...Storm, I guess. For now. Controlling the weather would come in handy now cuz it's so fucking cold.
12. Favorite hangover cure?
The good scare of realizing you have NO idea the name of the person naked in bed next to you. That sobered me right up several times.
13. How many drinks does it take to get you drunk?
Beer = ew. not much probably since I don't drink it
wine = a lot since I drink it fairly often
other = medium
14. Favorite Outkast lyric?
Are you fucked up as this question?
15. Hair colour you most like someone you're dating to have?
Adam's hair is perfect the way it is. Dark, dark brown
16. If you had to be blind or deaf, which would you choose?
Deaf - I need to see my babies.
17. Do you have any psychiatric problems?
Wow - this one made me laugh out loud. Adam even looked up to see what the fuck was wrong with me. Yes, I do have problems.
18. Siblings that should go to rehab?
Trish was in rehab and Danny should go but I don't know where the fuck he is.
19. Least favorite month?
September is always going together with school but the weather is always so weird so I don't like it really.
20. Favorite hateful thing to do to somebody?
Pants them?
21. First movie you remember seeing as a kid?
ARG! Remember the music question??? Let's see. I'm assuming this question is meant for movie in theaters so that will make the list a bit shorter. Uhmmmmmmmmmm. Terminator 2.
That rocked.
22. Favorite person in the whole world?
Carol Ann + Benny + Adam + Grandparents = equal love, favorites for different reasons
23. When's the last time you went on a date?
This weekend
24. Do you like violent movies or dirty movies?
Both.
25. Autumn or spring?
spring
26. Person you most wish you hadn't made out with?
That list is too long to even begin
27. If you are straight, what person of the same sex would you do it with?
I'm not gay....well, OK I am so this question doesn't apply. ADAM! is all I do it with.
28. Where do you want to live when you are old and brittle?
Someplace warm that doesn't look down on 2 old brittle men getting it on since Adam will be there with me. Some place with access to granite countertops, says Adam.
29. Who is the person you can count on the most?
Adam I can count on for everything ~ Carol Ann for love and snuggles and Benny for good boy laughs.
30. If you could date any celebrity, past or present, time and age are not a factor...
Eh. If I weren't already apeshit for Adam, I'd say Johnny Depp.
31. What books have you pretended to read?
Most of them. All of the ones from highschool.
32. What's a word you'd use to describe your life?
Mine.
33. What's your favorite drinking game?
Any that involve Adam getting undressed and happy silly sex.
34. What did you dream about last night?
Vegetable soup and Carol Ann being the next Campbell's Soup girl. Don't ask.
35. Favorite vice?
SEX says Adam
36. What's the last thing you'd ever tell someone?
they're ugly. it's not nice cuz everyone is pretty to someone else in another person's eyes. you know? just look at all of those toothless freaks on Jerry Springer who gots like 2 guys.
Adam is about to beat me with tile samples. Maybe I'll get lucky and he'll spank me instead. Hahaha..ouch.
1. What's the middle name of first person you slept with?
William.
2. What kind of underwear are you wearing, and what color are they?
Am I wearing underwear? Oh, I am. It's blue...and underwear?
3. What song do you want played at your funeral?
That is a tough question. Rebel Yell comes to mind but that makes no sense. Something classic from the 70's probably. Oh, Jesus don't make me pick. I'll leave a playlist stapled to my fucking will.
4. What is the number of your sluttiest friend so that some of your single friends can get some action?
Haha that'd be me before Adam. And you can't have my number so >:P ~ and the other is dead. I don't know any sluts now.
5. What would your last meal be before being executed?
Something made by Adam with lots of good booze and Adam for dessert. In fact - skip the meal, just give me Adam as my last meal >;P
6. Beatles or Stones?
...That's a VILE* thing to ask!
*= Adam gave me this word. I could not think of one vicious* enough
* = that word was brought to you by Adam as well
7. If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who would it be?
They're already dead so no one ;O)
8. The person whose problems you wouldn't want to hear?
Right now I do not want to hear Adam's problem with black granite vs. marble for our kitchen counters...Otherwise, Michael Jackson fouling up my kids cartoons all over the fucking television. If he did something, he will be brought to justice this time. If not, he'll go back to living his weird life.
10. Do you secretly hate some of your friends but are too nice to reject them?
I wouldn't call the mothers at Benny's school my friends, but since they're the only people I see and think I am their friend, I will say that it isn't too much of a secret. I wear my hostility really openly and they are just too thick headed to see it.
11. If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
Oh wow...that's like the song question! I read X-Men faithfully...have been since I was 8. I...would...uhm uhm nnnggff probably Mystique but then again I like who I am so nevermind. Id say Nightcrawler but I can go anywhere I want if I ask Adam nice enough so maybe uhm...Storm, I guess. For now. Controlling the weather would come in handy now cuz it's so fucking cold.
12. Favorite hangover cure?
The good scare of realizing you have NO idea the name of the person naked in bed next to you. That sobered me right up several times.
13. How many drinks does it take to get you drunk?
Beer = ew. not much probably since I don't drink it
wine = a lot since I drink it fairly often
other = medium
14. Favorite Outkast lyric?
Are you fucked up as this question?
15. Hair colour you most like someone you're dating to have?
Adam's hair is perfect the way it is. Dark, dark brown
16. If you had to be blind or deaf, which would you choose?
Deaf - I need to see my babies.
17. Do you have any psychiatric problems?
Wow - this one made me laugh out loud. Adam even looked up to see what the fuck was wrong with me. Yes, I do have problems.
18. Siblings that should go to rehab?
Trish was in rehab and Danny should go but I don't know where the fuck he is.
19. Least favorite month?
September is always going together with school but the weather is always so weird so I don't like it really.
20. Favorite hateful thing to do to somebody?
Pants them?
21. First movie you remember seeing as a kid?
ARG! Remember the music question??? Let's see. I'm assuming this question is meant for movie in theaters so that will make the list a bit shorter. Uhmmmmmmmmmm. Terminator 2.
That rocked.
22. Favorite person in the whole world?
Carol Ann + Benny + Adam + Grandparents = equal love, favorites for different reasons
23. When's the last time you went on a date?
This weekend
24. Do you like violent movies or dirty movies?
Both.
25. Autumn or spring?
spring
26. Person you most wish you hadn't made out with?
That list is too long to even begin
27. If you are straight, what person of the same sex would you do it with?
I'm not gay....well, OK I am so this question doesn't apply. ADAM! is all I do it with.
28. Where do you want to live when you are old and brittle?
Someplace warm that doesn't look down on 2 old brittle men getting it on since Adam will be there with me. Some place with access to granite countertops, says Adam.
29. Who is the person you can count on the most?
Adam I can count on for everything ~ Carol Ann for love and snuggles and Benny for good boy laughs.
30. If you could date any celebrity, past or present, time and age are not a factor...
Eh. If I weren't already apeshit for Adam, I'd say Johnny Depp.
31. What books have you pretended to read?
Most of them. All of the ones from highschool.
32. What's a word you'd use to describe your life?
Mine.
33. What's your favorite drinking game?
Any that involve Adam getting undressed and happy silly sex.
34. What did you dream about last night?
Vegetable soup and Carol Ann being the next Campbell's Soup girl. Don't ask.
35. Favorite vice?
SEX says Adam
36. What's the last thing you'd ever tell someone?
they're ugly. it's not nice cuz everyone is pretty to someone else in another person's eyes. you know? just look at all of those toothless freaks on Jerry Springer who gots like 2 guys.
Adam is about to beat me with tile samples. Maybe I'll get lucky and he'll spank me instead. Hahaha..ouch.