today has been a barrel of monkeys
Today my little girl is officially 16 months old. She was born on July 26th. So yay for Carol Ann being 16 months and still the only toddler who can speak well. Haha.
Speaking of Carol Ann, I had to run errands and had to have Adam pick up Benny from school. He is in kidnergarden. Benny, not Adam. Adam just acts like he's in kidnergarden. Anyway, this is the FIRST time Adam has picked Benny up and he had to also take Carol Ann. From everything I have heard so far, the fact that Adam had Carol Ann with him was the only way he was accepted by the other mothers. He's never been seen otherwise and the mothers were shocked cuz Carol Ann is so happy and girly but Adam is just this big anal grump who hates women (Adam tells me he does not hate women - he just hates how they stick together like livestock). Adam says they were just shocked for a few reasons:
1. he looks nothing like Carol Ann (duh, did they expect him to be a girl or something?)
2. he was antisocial and did not want to "croon" with them (wtf does that mean? He is telling me what to type here)
3. he would only answer their questions with short and vague replies. hahahaha yeah but he does that to me too sometimes.
and a million more reasons why I am shooing Adam out of the room for and telling him to go and type it up. I think he is finally going to break down and get himself a livejournal now. Good. Then he can tell it how it is. But anyway, my point of this story is that one of the women got mad that he wasn't playing along and began to attack Carol Ann by saying how it was "surprising" how a toddler could have such blonde hair and still be as olive skinned as she is. Adam got really pissed and figured the lady was hinting that I bleach Carol Ann's hair. what the fuck, like I'd totally do that to my own little girl? Is this lady on crack or something? Seriously, that is fucked up. I have had issues with this lady before too, Adam did not even have to tell me which bitch it was that said this.
Adam told her in that sexy icy voice he uses when he's pissed off that Carol Ann is part Middle Eastern, which gives her the "palamino*" skin and her Swiss giving her the blonde hair. Carol Ann and I look alot alike so noone has ever asked me if I was really her dad or not. I have been mistaken for her brother, but I am only 22 and I look alot younger so I expect that.
Then they asked him if Benny was his kid and Adam just stepped back. Hahaha. He's too funny. OK, he says he is getting a livejournal now specifically so he can rant about weird days like today. Trust me, this isn't all. But he wants to tell that I guess.
I just hope we're getting a dog soon!!!!!! I miss having one.
Speaking of Carol Ann, I had to run errands and had to have Adam pick up Benny from school. He is in kidnergarden. Benny, not Adam. Adam just acts like he's in kidnergarden. Anyway, this is the FIRST time Adam has picked Benny up and he had to also take Carol Ann. From everything I have heard so far, the fact that Adam had Carol Ann with him was the only way he was accepted by the other mothers. He's never been seen otherwise and the mothers were shocked cuz Carol Ann is so happy and girly but Adam is just this big anal grump who hates women (Adam tells me he does not hate women - he just hates how they stick together like livestock). Adam says they were just shocked for a few reasons:
1. he looks nothing like Carol Ann (duh, did they expect him to be a girl or something?)
2. he was antisocial and did not want to "croon" with them (wtf does that mean? He is telling me what to type here)
3. he would only answer their questions with short and vague replies. hahahaha yeah but he does that to me too sometimes.
and a million more reasons why I am shooing Adam out of the room for and telling him to go and type it up. I think he is finally going to break down and get himself a livejournal now. Good. Then he can tell it how it is. But anyway, my point of this story is that one of the women got mad that he wasn't playing along and began to attack Carol Ann by saying how it was "surprising" how a toddler could have such blonde hair and still be as olive skinned as she is. Adam got really pissed and figured the lady was hinting that I bleach Carol Ann's hair. what the fuck, like I'd totally do that to my own little girl? Is this lady on crack or something? Seriously, that is fucked up. I have had issues with this lady before too, Adam did not even have to tell me which bitch it was that said this.
Adam told her in that sexy icy voice he uses when he's pissed off that Carol Ann is part Middle Eastern, which gives her the "palamino*" skin and her Swiss giving her the blonde hair. Carol Ann and I look alot alike so noone has ever asked me if I was really her dad or not. I have been mistaken for her brother, but I am only 22 and I look alot younger so I expect that.
Then they asked him if Benny was his kid and Adam just stepped back. Hahaha. He's too funny. OK, he says he is getting a livejournal now specifically so he can rant about weird days like today. Trust me, this isn't all. But he wants to tell that I guess.
I just hope we're getting a dog soon!!!!!! I miss having one.