WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN???
OK, what the fuck? Are you all against me??? Eskei told me that I have a FAT ASS. Normally I don't give a shit about what that little homo fairy tells me but WHAT THE FUCK?? A FAT ASS??? Do I have a fat ass, ladies? I figured if anyone knew what the fuck they were talking about it would be you all...because really, what do men know? Because Eskei brought this observation up in front of Adam and I asked Adam, "DO I???"
and he says, "Well...not FAT but uh..."
And couldn't finish!!!!
Are you people shittin' me???
OK...so I have a little meat on my ass...so what? It's for holding onto - that's what Adam said to finish his sentence and cover his ass least I kick him out of our bedroom...
It's not like I got this huge ghetto bubble butt thing going on - that is strictly a girl thing....
So, ladies? What do you say???
1. Choose a band you like:: BILLY IDOL
2. Answer ONLY using titles of their songs.
3. Are you male or female: FROM THE MORNING
4. Describe yourself: DANCIN WITH MYSELF
5. How do some people feel about you: SHOCK OF THE SYSTEM
6. How do you feel about yourself: TO BE A LOVER
7. Describe your first boyfriend / girlfriend: THE DEAD NEXT DOOR
8. Describe what you want to be: HOT IN THE CITY
9. Describe how you live: REBEL YELL
10. Describe how you love: CRADLE OF LOVE
11. What would you ask for if you had just one wish: MOTORBIKIN'
12. Describe the people you call friends: CATCH MY FALL
13. Share a few words of Wisdom: DON'T YOU FORGET ABOUT ME
14. Now say goodbye: SCREAM
IN ONE WORD:
1. Yourself: BITCHIN
2. Your Lover: SEXY
3. Your Hair: STYLED
4. Your Mother: CUNT
5. Your Father: AWESOME
6. Your Favorite Item: IDOL
7. Your Dream Last Night: dreamless
8. Your Favorite Drink: NAKED
9. Your Dream Home: REALITY
10. The Room You Are In: BEDROOM
11. Your Pets: INSANE
12. Who You Are Now: ANNOYED
13. Who You Want to be in Ten Years: ME
14. What You Want to be in Ten Years: AHHH
15. What You Don't Want to Be: JUNKIE
16. Your Best Friend: ROCKS
17. One of Your Wish list Items: SPINNERS
18. Your Gender: BOY
19. The Last Thing You Did: BATHED
20. What You Are Wearing: TOWEL
21. Your Favorite Weather: Warm
22. Your Favorite Book: ENTERTAINIG
23. The Last Thing You Ate: CEREAL
24. Your Life At The Moment: COOL
25. Your Mood: ANNOYED
26. Your favorite store: BLAH
27. Your favorite sport: none
28. Favorite place: HOME
29. Who do you miss right now?: GRANDMA
30: Who did you get this survey from: DOUCHE
Your Porn Star Name Is...
Long Dong Silver
What's Your Porn Star Name?
OK, I am done.
and he says, "Well...not FAT but uh..."
And couldn't finish!!!!
Are you people shittin' me???
OK...so I have a little meat on my ass...so what? It's for holding onto - that's what Adam said to finish his sentence and cover his ass least I kick him out of our bedroom...
It's not like I got this huge ghetto bubble butt thing going on - that is strictly a girl thing....
So, ladies? What do you say???
1. Choose a band you like:: BILLY IDOL
2. Answer ONLY using titles of their songs.
3. Are you male or female: FROM THE MORNING
4. Describe yourself: DANCIN WITH MYSELF
5. How do some people feel about you: SHOCK OF THE SYSTEM
6. How do you feel about yourself: TO BE A LOVER
7. Describe your first boyfriend / girlfriend: THE DEAD NEXT DOOR
8. Describe what you want to be: HOT IN THE CITY
9. Describe how you live: REBEL YELL
10. Describe how you love: CRADLE OF LOVE
11. What would you ask for if you had just one wish: MOTORBIKIN'
12. Describe the people you call friends: CATCH MY FALL
13. Share a few words of Wisdom: DON'T YOU FORGET ABOUT ME
14. Now say goodbye: SCREAM
IN ONE WORD:
1. Yourself: BITCHIN
2. Your Lover: SEXY
3. Your Hair: STYLED
4. Your Mother: CUNT
5. Your Father: AWESOME
6. Your Favorite Item: IDOL
7. Your Dream Last Night: dreamless
8. Your Favorite Drink: NAKED
9. Your Dream Home: REALITY
10. The Room You Are In: BEDROOM
11. Your Pets: INSANE
12. Who You Are Now: ANNOYED
13. Who You Want to be in Ten Years: ME
14. What You Want to be in Ten Years: AHHH
15. What You Don't Want to Be: JUNKIE
16. Your Best Friend: ROCKS
17. One of Your Wish list Items: SPINNERS
18. Your Gender: BOY
19. The Last Thing You Did: BATHED
20. What You Are Wearing: TOWEL
21. Your Favorite Weather: Warm
22. Your Favorite Book: ENTERTAINIG
23. The Last Thing You Ate: CEREAL
24. Your Life At The Moment: COOL
25. Your Mood: ANNOYED
26. Your favorite store: BLAH
27. Your favorite sport: none
28. Favorite place: HOME
29. Who do you miss right now?: GRANDMA
30: Who did you get this survey from: DOUCHE
Your Porn Star Name Is...
Long Dong Silver
What's Your Porn Star Name?
OK, I am done.