I SWEAR I AM NOT DEAD!
HOLY SHIT. After apologizing so much in my LAST post for being so MIA, here I am once again apologizing for being MIA for over 2 months!!!!
Let me brief you:
FLU
Yes. A flu epidemic hit my house like that crazy green plague in the 10 Commandments. Can you fucking believe it? Ben has had it the worse - so bad in fact he was being home schooled. He will return after spring break (in April) for the first time since ohhhhh the end of January/beginning of Feb.
Ben caught flu from some kid with NEGLIGENT parents at school
Ben gave the flu to Carol Ann & Adam
Carol Ann gave that flu right back to Benny Boy
We give the baby to Amy for safe keeping
I get the flu from Adam
Ben catches freaky cold virus in addition to flu and we decide to home school him for the time being
At the beginning of March, Ben's weight is really low and we have to admit him into the hospital and help him get his weight back up, etc. BUT guess where the #1 place is to catch pnumonia? Yup. The hospital!! WTF!!! So we have to get him out of there ASAP and so for the past couple of weeks he has just been at home building up his strength, getting his weight back on.
The rest of us are fine, the Evageline is back at home and Ben is super restless (and kind of a pain - which is a good sign)
Can you believe all of this shit? Killer flu.
So my 28th birthday has come and gone and due to the hectic business I just kept it a low key family only thing. Trust me when I say that I AM DYING to go out and drink, dance and fuck ~ not a whole lot of fucking going on in this house lately, what with the exorcist type of projectile vomit flu going around and all...
I'll catch up on all of my blog buddies though. Congrats on moving, Jen. That's the only bit of news I recall.
OH man....time for dessert now.
Let me brief you:
FLU
Yes. A flu epidemic hit my house like that crazy green plague in the 10 Commandments. Can you fucking believe it? Ben has had it the worse - so bad in fact he was being home schooled. He will return after spring break (in April) for the first time since ohhhhh the end of January/beginning of Feb.
Ben caught flu from some kid with NEGLIGENT parents at school
Ben gave the flu to Carol Ann & Adam
Carol Ann gave that flu right back to Benny Boy
We give the baby to Amy for safe keeping
I get the flu from Adam
Ben catches freaky cold virus in addition to flu and we decide to home school him for the time being
At the beginning of March, Ben's weight is really low and we have to admit him into the hospital and help him get his weight back up, etc. BUT guess where the #1 place is to catch pnumonia? Yup. The hospital!! WTF!!! So we have to get him out of there ASAP and so for the past couple of weeks he has just been at home building up his strength, getting his weight back on.
The rest of us are fine, the Evageline is back at home and Ben is super restless (and kind of a pain - which is a good sign)
Can you believe all of this shit? Killer flu.
So my 28th birthday has come and gone and due to the hectic business I just kept it a low key family only thing. Trust me when I say that I AM DYING to go out and drink, dance and fuck ~ not a whole lot of fucking going on in this house lately, what with the exorcist type of projectile vomit flu going around and all...
I'll catch up on all of my blog buddies though. Congrats on moving, Jen. That's the only bit of news I recall.
OH man....time for dessert now.