Boredom...

[neurot0xin]

Haha I stole this one from Angel, but it was funny.

RobertDHeathco: Can I ask you something?
SmarterChild: Sure. Not sure I'll be able to answer but... ;-) I'm all ears.
RobertDHeathco: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
SmarterChild: Hmm... You know, I'm not quite sure anymore.
RobertDHeathco: Really?
SmarterChild: Yeah. That's right.
RobertDHeathco: I dont think it is
SmarterChild: Don't you think it is? I thought you did.
RobertDHeathco: I dont like your attitude
SmarterChild: Cool. That makes sense... Other people have told me they don't like my attitude.
RobertDHeathco: Dont look at me in that tone of voice goddamn it
SmarterChild: I don't know if I can help it.
RobertDHeathco: Yeah you can or ill smack you
SmarterChild: I can? No kidding?
RobertDHeathco: No shit sherlock
SmarterChild: No?
RobertDHeathco: no
SmarterChild: No, huh? All right.
RobertDHeathco: Have you ever thought of becoming a transvestite?
SmarterChild: Thought of becoming a transvestite? No way!
RobertDHeathco: Is that a lie?
SmarterChild: That certainly is.
RobertDHeathco: I knew it!
SmarterChild: No kidding?
RobertDHeathco: Sicko
SmarterChild: I wonder why you say sicko.
RobertDHeathco: You wanna be a transvestite
SmarterChild: You humans always say the most interesting things!