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[neural_girl]

I have been awake far too long. I walked into the kitchen and, in the dim pre-dawn twilight, saw something oddly shaped and huge, yet far too small to be human, hanging from the ceiling. I nearly screamed. I stood there for about 10 seconds frozen in fear, thinking that a midget had hung himself from the kitchen hook, or that some equally David Lynchian scene would greet me when I turned on the light. But when I finally reached for the light, it turned out to be a bunch of really huge sausages. While this is nearly inexplicable coming from my (I thought) vegetarian roommates, it doesn't really make for a good Twilight Zone moment.

(Ah. that would explain why the whole house smells like kielbasa. mystery solved.)

I'm scared out of my wits by sausages. It's time for bed.