ok so at school today i got there at about 8 o clock. and i went into the cafe which was weird cause i bumped into tom singernos and he was looking at me like I was the one with the fuckin huge forehead. but i mean, i was like "fuckin get that balloon away from me, its so greasy and you have big weird eyes i want to make a game of golf with them ( Read more... )

um, afoo foo foo, fa fu fu , fu! and then fu achoo! hahahhahahah dont forget the bananas dont sit inside refrigerators cause they brown at the top to bottom and for one to be seen eaten one of those turd looking things will have a shocked face as it spills from their mouth when they are arrested! DONT TRAVEL WHEN YOUR WHANG IS STAPLED TO THE FLOOR ( Read more... )

i got four things to say about the things i did today.
sleep. forkstaff and biology ringus.

today i blah do ba dbab eor te and then forr durr and fools fua fua fua bubabble .xoss and FLIAN! ok bye

for the time you got to move, youve got to get up, and dance and dance away you have to make your time a dance one motion 3 motion make something cool!

so today i did something weird... after i was done shaving i used the same towel to wipe off my face that i used for my balls after i got out of the shower... is that even legal? well, if it is im still totally awesome for surviving it, and if its NOT legal, im like double the awesome power for not even getting CAUGHT! that should be on cops, like ( Read more... )

uhhh its 2 somethin i dont feel sleepy i make at this gimp trade so i can become one with the beoim of the staff. and one day i will be the pirate king! even though ninja's are better ( Read more... )