And yet. Despite having been a fat kid. Despite having been grossly overweight myself. Despite knowing many formely and currently obese people. I can't help but being sickly amused in some dark recess of my soul.

Too fat to off themselves

Sometimes I disturbe myself.

It's a dumb, dumb article... But it got me giggling at work. Hope you'll enjoy:

Massive recall of '07 Pug model due to internal defects.

Don't hate me if you own a Pug. I didn't write this, and frankly, if you own a pug you deserve what you got.