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Oh Beloved!
Author: Neth
Category: Bad!Fic, AU, slash,
Pairing: John/Steve
Summery: Steve turns good
Rating: PG-13 (purely for the ick factor)
Notes: I was having a chat with CJ, and as per usual she puts ideas in my head. I don't know how she does it, but she says something and... wala. In anycase, this started out as a one liner and went on from there. It is NOT suposed to be taken seriously.
Dedicated to CJ who's insanity inspired this.
Scene: Atlantis Prison Cell
"Oh Steve, my beloved! I can not breate another moment without you! My heart beats only for you!"
"But John, we can never be together!"
"I know, we are on different sides. What tragic fate we have...."
"Unles... unless.... I could turn!"
"I could not ask that of you! To be some one that you're not! I love you, I will not ask it!"
"I can and I will! I shall change for you! You have not asked me, I know you would not my love. But I will, for I could not bare to live without you.."
"Oh Steve..." John swooned
"I could never eat anything again now that I have loved you... it would hurt you and I could not do that! Oh John, you have changed me!"
"Oh Steve... I love you! We can get married!!"
*thump as Rodney colapses on floor at sight of John heavily making out with Steve*
Scene: Weir's Office, twenty minutes
"WHAT?!!!!! You want to do what?!"
"But Elizabeth, he is my beloved, he has been turned good by the power of love he...."
"He is a Wraith and..."
"He's my fiance."
*thump as Elizabeth colapses on the floor*
Author: Neth
Category: Bad!Fic, AU, slash,
Pairing: John/Steve
Summery: Steve turns good
Rating: PG-13 (purely for the ick factor)
Notes: I was having a chat with CJ, and as per usual she puts ideas in my head. I don't know how she does it, but she says something and... wala. In anycase, this started out as a one liner and went on from there. It is NOT suposed to be taken seriously.
Dedicated to CJ who's insanity inspired this.
Scene: Atlantis Prison Cell
"Oh Steve, my beloved! I can not breate another moment without you! My heart beats only for you!"
"But John, we can never be together!"
"I know, we are on different sides. What tragic fate we have...."
"Unles... unless.... I could turn!"
"I could not ask that of you! To be some one that you're not! I love you, I will not ask it!"
"I can and I will! I shall change for you! You have not asked me, I know you would not my love. But I will, for I could not bare to live without you.."
"Oh Steve..." John swooned
"I could never eat anything again now that I have loved you... it would hurt you and I could not do that! Oh John, you have changed me!"
"Oh Steve... I love you! We can get married!!"
*thump as Rodney colapses on floor at sight of John heavily making out with Steve*
Scene: Weir's Office, twenty minutes
"WHAT?!!!!! You want to do what?!"
"But Elizabeth, he is my beloved, he has been turned good by the power of love he...."
"He is a Wraith and..."
"He's my fiance."
*thump as Elizabeth colapses on the floor*