News Post
It's actually a reasonable time of day and time for the news!
Recently, someone came up with the brilliant plan to pass the [Repair the Dimensional Gate] Bill which had been sitting on the Dark Assembly's to-do list for roughly thirty-seven years now. Let's go to a quick clip to watch how this vaguely historic event took pl--
Sweet mama!
When did we get a chick like that?! The ears! The tail! I think I've died and gone to heaven. Why was I not informed about this person by my assistants?!
[A voice offscreen shouts "You don't have any assistants, Usagi."]
Augh, I hate this place! No one treats me with the respect I deserve; you thoughtless barbarians should be ashamed!
Anyways, back to the topic on hand. The Bill was successfully passed and, lo and behold, the Dimensional Gate has been fixed! Sort of.
Not really.
It has been repaired to a certain extent, now allowing for travel all across the Netherworld and to regions previously inaccessible, but as for between planets or, you know, dimensions? No such luck. Perhaps some day the Dimensional Gate will be fixed and all you slackers can go home, but until then, at least take advantage of the new locations; I personally recommend the Sea of Acheron for the wonderful, fun-filled vacation experience; I strongly NOT recommend the Asphodel Meadows due to a certain mother who will not stop writing letters and leaving messages on his son's answering machine to criticize him about going into entertainment instead of law.
Pfah.
Now, over to Pleinair with th--Eh? Where the heck's Pleinair?
[The video cuts off with the shadowy figure of Pleinair standing behind Usagi with a knife in hand.]
((OoC: Check the Netherworld Atlas for new locations under 'Dimensional Gate'. Be sure to read the new description of the Atlas at the top!))
Recently, someone came up with the brilliant plan to pass the [Repair the Dimensional Gate] Bill which had been sitting on the Dark Assembly's to-do list for roughly thirty-seven years now. Let's go to a quick clip to watch how this vaguely historic event took pl--
Sweet mama!
When did we get a chick like that?! The ears! The tail! I think I've died and gone to heaven. Why was I not informed about this person by my assistants?!
[A voice offscreen shouts "You don't have any assistants, Usagi."]
Augh, I hate this place! No one treats me with the respect I deserve; you thoughtless barbarians should be ashamed!
Anyways, back to the topic on hand. The Bill was successfully passed and, lo and behold, the Dimensional Gate has been fixed! Sort of.
Not really.
It has been repaired to a certain extent, now allowing for travel all across the Netherworld and to regions previously inaccessible, but as for between planets or, you know, dimensions? No such luck. Perhaps some day the Dimensional Gate will be fixed and all you slackers can go home, but until then, at least take advantage of the new locations; I personally recommend the Sea of Acheron for the wonderful, fun-filled vacation experience; I strongly NOT recommend the Asphodel Meadows due to a certain mother who will not stop writing letters and leaving messages on his son's answering machine to criticize him about going into entertainment instead of law.
Pfah.
Now, over to Pleinair with th--Eh? Where the heck's Pleinair?
[The video cuts off with the shadowy figure of Pleinair standing behind Usagi with a knife in hand.]
((OoC: Check the Netherworld Atlas for new locations under 'Dimensional Gate'. Be sure to read the new description of the Atlas at the top!))