Newspaper headlines a year hence...
... or it may be sooner, but they will come.
BARMY BORIS BULLIED BRITS INTO LOCKDOWN DISASTER The Sun
[Insert name of any talentless celebrity, preferably one with big boobs]: MY LOCKDOWN LOVE-NEST The Sun, page 3
LOCKDOWN: CURE 'WORSE THAN THE DISEASE', SAY EXPERTS Guardian
LOCKDOWN 'CAUSED MILLIONS OF UNNECESSARY DEATHS WORLDWIDE' Times
LABOUR'S LOCKDOWN LIES Daily Mail
TORIES TO BLAME FOR LETHAL LOCKDOWN Daily Mirror
LOCKDOWN 'A CAPITALIST PLOT' Morning Star
LOCKDOWN 'A LEFT-WING CONSPIRACY' Daily Telegraph
AS EXPERTS DENOUNCE LOCKDOWN FOLLY, WORLD ECONOMIC SUMMIT CALLED IN ATTEMPT TO SAVE SOMETHING FROM THE DISASTER Economist
SCIENTISTS RESIST 'SCAPEGOATING' OVER DEADLY LOCKDOWN ADVICE New Scientist
THE LOST GENERATION: CHILDREN'S LIVES WRECKED BY LOCKDOWN FOLLY Times Education Supplement
100 MILE AN HOUR GALES TO LASH BRITAIN Daily Express
DON'T SAY WE DIDN'T WARN YOU Aftonbladet (Stockholm)
BARMY BORIS BULLIED BRITS INTO LOCKDOWN DISASTER The Sun
[Insert name of any talentless celebrity, preferably one with big boobs]: MY LOCKDOWN LOVE-NEST The Sun, page 3
LOCKDOWN: CURE 'WORSE THAN THE DISEASE', SAY EXPERTS Guardian
LOCKDOWN 'CAUSED MILLIONS OF UNNECESSARY DEATHS WORLDWIDE' Times
LABOUR'S LOCKDOWN LIES Daily Mail
TORIES TO BLAME FOR LETHAL LOCKDOWN Daily Mirror
LOCKDOWN 'A CAPITALIST PLOT' Morning Star
LOCKDOWN 'A LEFT-WING CONSPIRACY' Daily Telegraph
AS EXPERTS DENOUNCE LOCKDOWN FOLLY, WORLD ECONOMIC SUMMIT CALLED IN ATTEMPT TO SAVE SOMETHING FROM THE DISASTER Economist
SCIENTISTS RESIST 'SCAPEGOATING' OVER DEADLY LOCKDOWN ADVICE New Scientist
THE LOST GENERATION: CHILDREN'S LIVES WRECKED BY LOCKDOWN FOLLY Times Education Supplement
100 MILE AN HOUR GALES TO LASH BRITAIN Daily Express
DON'T SAY WE DIDN'T WARN YOU Aftonbladet (Stockholm)