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Favorite JoJo
This charming shitbag.
I think a part of me already was sold when I saw him in the Bloody Stream OP.
Favorite villain
NO ONE SHOULD BE SURPRISED. Dio is really hot and truly wicked and yet still manages to remain one of the most tragic personalities in JOJO fanwork.
What with lines like「お前のいない世界なんていらない」
gdi dio nnkr kono unmei
Favorite character
You had me at 'Mamma Mia'.
no one needs an essay about how much I love him so yeah ok
A character that you wish wasn’t dead
Favorite stand
Crazy D for its really...incredible ability, really. Healing and fixing everyone except for its user...that's wonderful, interesting and very kind.
Then Sex Pistols because HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE THESE KIDS they're so cute! Everyone is so full of individual personality hgjkd squishes them all
Favorite minor character
Sugar Mountain is a complete cutie and one of my favorite characters in Steel Ball Run. She is the cutest and I love her Stand...though it isn't exactly hers.
ALSO NEVER FORGET MIKITAKA, CUTE ALIEN BOY FROM PART4 I LOVE HIM GHGHGHHGHG /floor
Least favorite villain
Funny Valentine.......though in terms of 'what the hell are you doing' I guess Diavolo's kinda BAD because I still have 0 fucking clue why he wants to take over the world. At least Valentine was kinda all IM DOING IT FOR AMERICA.
Least favorite character
Funny Valentine once more. Because:
1) His ability was so ridiculous it was even worse than King Crimson, which was tbh kinda cool and amusing
2) Just when you thought it was over, lol nope (x75983759858374)
3) He did shit to my babies and I will never forgive you omfg
4) His fight was SO. GODDAMN. LONG. IT WAS BASICALLY LIKE 20-30 CHAPTERS, EACH CHAPTER'S LIKE 50 PAGES.
5) His fight kind of ruined SBR for me because he was such a horrible villain, it was severely tedious to read the back half...
6) Even Cars is less of an asshole than he is goddamn it Valentine you don't even look as good as Cars
Favorite friendship
While everyone knows I'm sort of in love with Joseph+Caesar, in terms of group dynamics it's gotta be these guys:
Favorite ship
If we're talking canon, it HAS to be these two. Shhh i just like them a lot OK and I hardly understand why.
Must be Annasui's devotion to persistence, Jotaro/Fate's cockblocking and Jolyne's 'she's da man' attitude.
Favorite non-canon ship
Technically I have A LOT of ships but okay. Top three-ish.
As if it weren't obvious enough how much I like these two dumbasses already.
They'd die for each other man. And then one of them actually does.
When it comes to Jonathan, I sincerely believe that no one can feel the way Dio feels towards him. I love how fanwork attempts to redeem Dio by showing much pain he feels as a result of his actions regarding his relationship with Jonathan. Somehow it's like you recognize that while this is totally Not Okay, a part of me just wants to believe in them still.
Though it was unobtainable in the end, I wish you both happiness in the next world.
My recent thing. They grew on me really fast. Stupid little shitsukoi Diego and Hot Pants being cool, aggressive and in-charge...and lmfao the things they did to each other when they decided to team up couldn't be hotter.
And then honorary mention to Dio/Joseph (harhar) how can you resist Koyasu/Sugita
Recently I've also been growing fond of Caesar and Wham idk why
Favorite story arc
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Great main cast, an interesting and challenging villain, and overall really beautiful relationships and feel. They grow on you like...annoying friends...
Their 青春 is something I can really spend forever reading about. Part 4 didn't feel very long at all.
Least favorite story arc
This one honestly depends on taste and all but I have two LMFAO.
First off, I didn't really enjoy Vento Aureo because it was long as hell, the assassins were made to be so interesting by pixiv and their designs that the fact they showed up only to die was REALLY ANNOYING. Plus everyone had no personality. I like Risotto because he kinda showed potential? But that's it. And Diavolo was like this contrite villain I don't even. What was the whole point of his EXISTENCE lmfao.
And then next would be Steel Ball Run...which might not be my least fav tbh but I want to complain about it.
Tthe problem is that I'm not as fond of the designs and characters in SBR - I even like Vento Aureo's better LMFAO, and I felt like I couldn't connect with the main characters AT ALL...while in Part 5, at least I liked Giorno+Mista+Bruno a whole fucking lot. In SBR I was very neutral about Johnny and Gyro despite their problems and development. SBR with its gray morality was great to explore and observe, but...overall, definitely not my favorite. STILL IT HAS REALLY GOOD INTERACTION and cute side characters and interesting Stands. But then Valentine is so annoying I am literally crying blood, he's worse than Diavolo and the boss battle was so tedious I fell asleep.
A scene that made you sad
The end of Stone Ocean. Obvious spoilers.
What the fuck Pucci man why did you have to do that. Now I don't even know what happened to the universe, the whole timeline is officially fucked up - have the struggles of the Joestar bloodline been erased? There's this profound sadness and hope about the end of Part6 because...what happened to Parts 1-5? Are they really gone? And it's basically like erasing the struggles Jolyne went through in Stoen Ocean too ugkjd.
A scene that made you angry
EVERYTHING RELATED TO VALENTINE
BUT ESPECIALLY EVERY SCENE INVOLVING HIM AND DIEGO
goddammit valentine
A scene that made you happy
Remember that part in Part 4 where Okuyasu nearly died
and then he came back
i was so happy i sat there and yelled at josuke
...oh and LMFAO Killer Queen Act 3 nearly killing Rohan that one time
THEN SUDDENLY YO LOCAL TIME LOOP, ACTUALLY ROHAN GETS TO LIVE LOL
I was really happy omg lmfao
Most epic moment
there's a lot in JOJO but props goes to Stone Ocean tbh!!
the ending where Emporio runs off to the New Universe and Pucci is like COME BACK HERE YOU after him...
then when Emporio's all trapped with nowhere to run and then suddenly BAM WEATHER REPORT and i was like holy fucking shit lmfao
then the universe exploded again
Favorite manga cover(s)
I found something really hot about this one and it's one of the covers I really remember super clearly. SO.
Favorite fight
GIORNO X MISTA VS GREEN DAY
it was
basically this DIEGO X HOT PANTS VERSUS FUNNY VALENTINE
it was amazing and it was hot
JOSEPH VERSUS WHAM
a true warrior's fight, i cried so much because of the bandana and the end gdi
A character you feel you are most like
I...honestly have no clue LMFAO I feel really bad if I go associate myself with someone like that because everyone is super amazing.
For the record I've been lumped with Caesar before but.../flips him out of window
Favorite chapter
More like chapter arc I guess how about
HIGHWAY STAR
i laughed so much and i just. rohan you are the greatest, what on earth are you and josuke trying to accomplish LMFHSJKHFJK
Funniest character
my endless source of entertainment HE'S SO FUNNY
HE GETS ALL GRR AT THE WEIRDEST SHIT, SAYS THE BEST THINGS, AND THEN IS JUST A RECLUSIVE CONSTIPATED ASSHOLE ABOUT E V E R Y T H I N G
kishibe rohan more like kishibabe rohan
Most annoying character
have you heard of funny valentine -- ok no i'm sorry
actually i have this grudge against fugo so i'll put him here because why didn't you swim after the boat you little shit
Something you wished didn’t happen
the ending of Stone Ocean
give me back my feelings
it made me really confused lmfoahjgkfd COMPLICATED EMOTIONS EVERYWHERE
Something that you wish happened, but didn’t
at least give the diego brando of this based world a proper sendoff ugh
he didn't even get a flashback even though he had such big ambitions and powerful drive because of what happened to his mother and that was HUGE
even soundman got a dying monologue, even wekapipo got introspective chapters, so why didn't diego
Favorite line/quote
「そして時が動き出す」
somehow i feel that ZA WARUDO's lines embody themes and desires in every arc, i think that's truly very meaningful.
「だが断る」
because rohan's method of I REFUSE is the best
there's also ~DO YOU BELIEVE IN GRAVITY?~
but my favorite line has got to be
SHUT UP, LET IT BURN!!
A character Characters you wish was were real
Out of all my biases, they would probably 1) not eradicate humanity 2) reach their GOOD END here.
they deserve a good end come on
Or maybe Giorno so I can laugh at his GANG*STAR thing and draw a ":)" in marker on his hairless chest.
A character you would like to know more about
He showed up, nearly massacred the arc's final boss, and is the leader of this bunch of guys who betrayed the main organisation but are also going after Giorno and co.? That is a very interesting position that IMO should be developed more...like his own personal goals, motivations, involvement in the story and such. Risotto has a REALLY INTERESTING STAND (one of my favs) so it's a real pity we barely know shit about him.
I mean come on just look at Metallica
isn't it cute
If you could change something (character, story, etc.)
I have nothing against you, Pucci, in fact I rather like you but what if you and Dio had never met.
Would he still be the antagonist, would he have different goals this time?
actually it'd probably change Stone Ocean as we know it so hey it'd be interesting
Why do you love JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure?
I fell in love with its aggressively forward-moving characters, the friendships and the strong family themes that are ever-present, and Araki's sense of design. It's incredibly inspiring, and while every character isn't all 'good' or 'bad' because they all have flaws - they've managed to worm their ways into my life and now I am sunk.