My friend and I have a tentative plan that I will father her child in seven years if in that time she has not found a man worth settling down with.  It's a half joke half truth.  Right now it's fun to joke about and think up songs for the mix CD we'd listen to on our way to the sperm bank.  (If you really think about it, you know a lot of songs ( Read more... )

I have to be at work in 40 minutes. I'm debating whether or not to wear clean clothes that will be hot and ill fitted or dirty clothes that I like.
I hate having to drive to a laundry mat.
I got
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