What the hell happened on New years eve?
by limitedbythesky
Nerkie's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 32% Politically Correct!)
Started : 01st January 2006 12:32:00 AM
Ended : 01st January 2006 02:43:35 PM
Alco Money! : $ 24
Guests of Honour
Nerkie is a low-spirited Atheist. Nerkie drank 5 Brandys.
poi_dragon is an overwrought Fundementalist Christian. poi_dragon decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
madjennyrackham is a catty Liberal Christian who enjoys mugging frail old ladies and stealing their bus passes. madjennyrackham drank 3 Absinthes.
Fights
'Look Godchild, I've had enough of your bollocks. It's time to meet your maker!' mumbled Nerkie before they began bludgening poi_dragon to several yards from death with Nerkie's mother's ironing board.'
Lovers
There is a high probability that after last nights ahem....display of affection that Nerkie and poi_dragon will be announcing Nerkie's glorious pregnancy pretty soon.
The Drunkest
Nerkie has signalled their intentions of abandoning all of their LJ friends and booking themselves into a Thai monastery.
Random Events
During a game of Twister poi_dragon reached out and felt Nerkie's arse.
Nerkie is now in rehab trying to recover from this trauma.
During a lively discussion on masterbation
revealed that madjennyrackham was caught masterbating in Nerkie's sisters bedroom back in 1995.
Contrary to popular belief poi_dragon firmly assured the room that they have never considered following "Reindeer Blowing" as a proper career.
Happy New Year!
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