Can't breath!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last week on a flight to Vancouver, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In July I committed genocide... Sorry about that, love_peace597 (-8000 points). Last Sunday I ruled Canada as Hitler once ruled Geramany (-1700 points). In February I bought porn for thekiss0fdeath (-10 points). In November I gave poi_dragon a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points).
Overall, My god! You Evil Little brat! (-9000 points). For Christmas I deserve A trained mokey for an Assistant!
Sincerely,
Nerkie