Hey ugly!!! Good think ur geting that makeover, becuase ur so gross.
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JUST KIDDING LOLOLOLOL. Ahaha, I r so funny 2day.
Oh man, typing that shit out literally gave me a headache. Seriously, though, awesome about the makeover thing. The bank scares the beejesus out of me. One time I called to activate my credit card and ended up with a retirement savings account. Which, don't get me wrong, ILU RRSP you sexay beyotch, but still. HOW DID THAT HAPPEN??? The bank people are in your brains, reading your credit history!
As for that song, oh man. My brother listens to Space Truckin' all the effing time, and whenever I'm home he's like, MALCOLM I HAS A KEWL SONG 4 U. And then he tricks me! and makes me listen to Space Truckin' again. So I got an email from him the other day, and he's like, MALCOLM ILU AND I BET YOU'RE MISSING BEING HOME SO I TOOK SOME VIDEOS AND PUT THEM ON YOUTUBE TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER. And I went over and ALAS, trickery. It was a live version of Space Truckin'. *shakes fist*
He's really very clever, in an evil way.
Mind you, that really doesn't have anything to do with your iPod serenading your dad with face humpin'. AHAHA, space truckin' = face humpin'???
RHYMES, LOL.
Oh my god I have 'lol'. Too bad it makes me laugh to use it.
IN OTHER WORDS, cripes. Post the banana dream, and goddamn it, go into more details with Jensen!preggo sex. Jeez.
Hey ugly!!! Good think ur geting that makeover, becuase ur so gross.
WEEPS INTO MY HUMP- like wtf, I have a hump I can weep into- SHUT UP- DONT JUDGE ME, I'M FUGLY. I CAN SOB INTO MY HUMP IF I WANT TOOOOOO!
Hey ugly!!! Good think ur geting that makeover, becuase ur so gross. LOL, tell me about it, bb.
Seriously, I know banks shouldn't be scary but I HATE talking to them. Urgh. *Pushes away with pointed toes* DO NOT WANT. But I wants the monneeh purlease, kthxbye....
My dad SAID NOTHING but I may upload the song so people can really BELIEVE me when I say how dirty and unappropriate it was to have playing rather LOUDLY in the car with my father there. THANK GOD HE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. LOL
I never heaaard of Space Truckin- OMG *GASP* *grabs chest (then yours- what, you didn't see that happening* I FEEL I AM MISSING OUT ON SOMETHING MAJOR IMPORTANT IN MY LIFE. I have always felt... the gap..... the burden of this EMPTYNESS.... perhaps then I should fill my VOID (now now, don't be thinking in the gutter, mon ami) WITH THIS SONG. Link me bizotch.
Your brother sounds like an evil master mind genius. With my younger brother and yours, they could make the WORLD EXPLODE. My brother has magical GINGER brain powers. Watch out.
((omg, I had to stop typing then because the Hobbit (this girl is 4'8) came by and I was all LA LA LA I AM WORKING LA LA LA....))
I WILL TRY AND REMEMBER TO SHOW YOU THE BANANA PICTURES... JENSEN'S BANANA COCK.
I must be due on because me and him are having a LOT of sex recently. Meh, he wouldn't be moaning.
JENSEN I HAVE A HEADACHE, STOP TRYING TO DICK ME PLEASE.
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JUST KIDDING LOLOLOLOL. Ahaha, I r so funny 2day.
Oh man, typing that shit out literally gave me a headache. Seriously, though, awesome about the makeover thing. The bank scares the beejesus out of me. One time I called to activate my credit card and ended up with a retirement savings account. Which, don't get me wrong, ILU RRSP you sexay beyotch, but still. HOW DID THAT HAPPEN??? The bank people are in your brains, reading your credit history!
As for that song, oh man. My brother listens to Space Truckin' all the effing time, and whenever I'm home he's like, MALCOLM I HAS A KEWL SONG 4 U. And then he tricks me! and makes me listen to Space Truckin' again. So I got an email from him the other day, and he's like, MALCOLM ILU AND I BET YOU'RE MISSING BEING HOME SO I TOOK SOME VIDEOS AND PUT THEM ON YOUTUBE TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER. And I went over and ALAS, trickery. It was a live version of Space Truckin'. *shakes fist*
He's really very clever, in an evil way.
Mind you, that really doesn't have anything to do with your iPod serenading your dad with face humpin'. AHAHA, space truckin' = face humpin'???
RHYMES, LOL.
Oh my god I have 'lol'. Too bad it makes me laugh to use it.
IN OTHER WORDS, cripes. Post the banana dream, and goddamn it, go into more details with Jensen!preggo sex. Jeez.
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WEEPS INTO MY HUMP- like wtf, I have a hump I can weep into- SHUT UP- DONT JUDGE ME, I'M FUGLY. I CAN SOB INTO MY HUMP IF I WANT TOOOOOO!
Hey ugly!!! Good think ur geting that makeover, becuase ur so gross. LOL, tell me about it, bb.
Seriously, I know banks shouldn't be scary but I HATE talking to them. Urgh. *Pushes away with pointed toes* DO NOT WANT. But I wants the monneeh purlease, kthxbye....
My dad SAID NOTHING but I may upload the song so people can really BELIEVE me when I say how dirty and unappropriate it was to have playing rather LOUDLY in the car with my father there. THANK GOD HE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. LOL
I never heaaard of Space Truckin- OMG *GASP* *grabs chest (then yours- what, you didn't see that happening* I FEEL I AM MISSING OUT ON SOMETHING MAJOR IMPORTANT IN MY LIFE. I have always felt... the gap..... the burden of this EMPTYNESS.... perhaps then I should fill my VOID (now now, don't be thinking in the gutter, mon ami) WITH THIS SONG. Link me bizotch.
Your brother sounds like an evil master mind genius. With my younger brother and yours, they could make the WORLD EXPLODE. My brother has magical GINGER brain powers. Watch out.
((omg, I had to stop typing then because the Hobbit (this girl is 4'8) came by and I was all LA LA LA I AM WORKING LA LA LA....))
I WILL TRY AND REMEMBER TO SHOW YOU THE BANANA PICTURES... JENSEN'S BANANA COCK.
I must be due on because me and him are having a LOT of sex recently. Meh, he wouldn't be moaning.
JENSEN I HAVE A HEADACHE, STOP TRYING TO DICK ME PLEASE.
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Next was this one, which is, in my brother's words, 'heartfelt.'
Finally, we haveSpace Truckin'.
Now, you've got to remember, I thought these were going to be HOME VIDEOS. That little bastard.
PS Humps totally TURN ME ON. Hey, who said that??? *looks shifty*
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