Which is why they don't let me write movies...

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Aladdin (Asshole Version)

Aladdin: "Genie, I wish to be a prince!"
Genie: "Done!"
Aladdin: "I don't feel any different?"
Genie: "I went back in time and changed a few things."
Jasmine: "Hello, brother, how are you today?"
Aladdin: "Goddammit!"