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The amount of gay Olympic fanfiction is significantly lower in this Olympics in comparison to 2004 mainly due to the lack of Ian Thorpe. He was the keystone to the gay Olympic fanfiction which has faltered and crumbled. This saddens me.
And DAMN there needs to be some Alicia Sacramone sex fic (both het and gay) because she is fiiiiiiiine.
Michael Phelps is doing amazing, of course, because he is Michael Fucking Phelps.
Shawn Johnson annoys the shit out of me. She looks like a Who, and on her vault she fucked up her landing and yet still scored higher than Alicia. WTF is this shit?
Whatever, US totally fixed it.
And on a serious note: Russia what in heavens name are you doing? Are you serious? Can't you leave poor little Georgia alone? What I'm most worried about is that this will be the start of World War III, which is stupid because one of weapons now can do more damage than 4 million weapons from then, in the times of WWI and II. God, this does not bode well.
And DAMN there needs to be some Alicia Sacramone sex fic (both het and gay) because she is fiiiiiiiine.
Michael Phelps is doing amazing, of course, because he is Michael Fucking Phelps.
Shawn Johnson annoys the shit out of me. She looks like a Who, and on her vault she fucked up her landing and yet still scored higher than Alicia. WTF is this shit?
Whatever, US totally fixed it.
And on a serious note: Russia what in heavens name are you doing? Are you serious? Can't you leave poor little Georgia alone? What I'm most worried about is that this will be the start of World War III, which is stupid because one of weapons now can do more damage than 4 million weapons from then, in the times of WWI and II. God, this does not bode well.