so last night i added some offensive jokes to my collection. mainly about 8 year old boys. and i told my christopher reeves one. if you want to know them, ask me b/c im scared of offending someone. i wasnt scared last night though. stacey and i went around the Mezzane telling everyone our jokes b/c we had to share the glory. kenny and danny seemed to enjoy them, mike and benji seemed disturbed, everyone was grossed out, and a good time was had by all. especially our table of me, stacey, kim, crystal, amanda, and elizabeth. they were so good, i had to call liz and mike and share with them too. afterwards, we were hungry so 6 of us piled in my car with me in kims lap and attempted to go to 24 hr mcdonalds for the dollar menu. apparently the dollar menu isnt offered late at night...rather its the "late night menu". and by that, i mean food items way too expensive for me. thank goodness for 24hr hardees and their 79 cent slammers! also, i managed to get ketchup all over my jeans but we all know i cant have nice things. stacey and kims hair looked great! kim sported the flock of seagulls look and stacey had a blue mohawk thing going on. fluids is officially no more as of last night. ooo i need to go gross-ery shopping at The Pig. oh did i ever mention that i have the funniest, sweetest, grossest boyfriend in the world? i cant wait to see him on thursday...
?? HAVE YOU EVER
1. Kissed your cousin: no but this is the south so i guess its a perfectly valid question
2. Ran away: yes
3. Pictured your crush naked: if by "crush" you mean my boyfriend, yes
4. Actually seen your crush naked: ^_~
5. Broken someone's heart: i doubt anyone has ever been that emotionally attached to me before
6. Been in love: definately
7. Cried when someone died: yes
8. Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have: other than celebrities, no
9. Broken a bone: not yet
10. Drank alcohol: of course...i am 23
11. Lied: bleh
12. Cried in school: yes
?? WHICH IS BETTER
13. COKE OR PEPSI: i dont drink pop
14. SPRITE OR 7UP: see above
15. GIRLS OR GUYS: guys
16. FLOWERS OR CANDY: flowers
17. SCRUFF OR CLEAN SHAVEN: clean shaven
18. QUIET OR LOUD: middle of the road
19. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES: BRUNETTES
20. BITCHY OR SLUTTY: me? im neither but for someone else...slutty, i hate mean girls
21. TALL OR SHORT: medium
22. PANTS OR SHORTS: pants
?? WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX
23. WHAT DO YOU NOTICE FIRST: a persons overall appearance
24. LAST PERSON YOU SLOW DANCED WITH: mike ;) to frank sinatra
25. WORST QUESTION TO ASK: how do you make an 8 y/o boy cry twice? muhahaha
?? THE LAST TIME
26. SHOWERED: this morning
27. HAD SEX: right now as im writing this! oh yeah baby, hoowah!! ::rolls eyes::
28. HAD A GREAT TIME WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX: last time i was with mike
?? WHAT IS
29. YOUR GOOD LUCK CHARM: i dont believe in good luck charms
30. PERSON YOU HATE MOST: i hate no one
31. THE BEST THING THAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOU TODAY: talked w/ mike and we had a hang up war (kidding around of course)
32. COLOR: i like lots of colors
33. MOVIE: too many to list
34. BOOK: Candide
35. SUBJECT IN SCHOOL: philosophy and logic, the only challenging classes
36. JUICE: i dont drink juice
37. CARS: hondas are great
38. ICE CREAM: ben & jerrys phish food
39. HOLIDAY: christmas
40. SEASON: spring
41. BREAKFAST FOOD: cereal w/ soy milk and mike..for breakfast, lunch, and a sensible dinner ;)
42. PLACE TO GO WITH YOUR HONEY: my honey? with MIKE, i like going to jazz clubs
??WHO?
43. MAKES YOU LAUGH THE MOST: mike and liz
44. MAKES YOU SMILE: see above
45. GIVES YOU A FUNNY FEELING WHEN YOU SEE THEM: funny feeling?
46. HAS A CRUSH ON YOU: mike i hope
47. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON: my boyfriend perhaps
48. CAN MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER NO MATTER WHAT: mike and liz
49. HAS IT EASIER GUYS OR GIRLS: guys.. but we don't have erections. that's nice. <~hahahah
?? DO YOU EVER
50. SIT BY THE PHONE WAITING FOR A PHONE CALL ALL NIGHT: NO thats pathetic
51. SAVE AOL CONVERSATIONS: nope
52. SAVE E-MAILS: only ones from mike
53. WISH YOU WERE SOMEONE ELSE: nope
54. WISH YOU WERE A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX: no
55. CRIED BECAUSE OF SOMEONE'S MEAN WORDS: sure
?? BEST
56. COLOGNE: Curve..is what my man wears
57. PERFUME: Romance by Ralph Lauren oh and i also like Creed
58. KISS: with my boyfriend
59. ROMANTIC MEMORY: well..mike sang me a song on the phone yesterday to the tune of "you are my sunshine" but it was "you are my princess" and i thought it was one of the sweetest things EVER
60. MOST RECENT ADVICE GIVEN TO YOU: 4 hours worth of advice on the phone w/ mike the other night telling me things ive been needing to hear about myself for a long time
?? HAVE YOU:
61. Fallen for your best friend?: no
62. Made out w/ JUST a friend?: no
63. Been rejected?: definately
64. Been in love?: definately
65. Been in lust?:hahah yeah
66. Used someone?: not intentionaly
67. Been used?: probably
68. Cheated on someone?: :(
69. Been cheated on?: i think so..
70. Been kissed?: yes
71. Done something you regret?: see #68
Who was the last person...
72. You touched?: in what way? kim or stacey..non sexually
73. You talked to?: mike
74. You hugged?: danny
75. You instant messaged?: casey
76. You kissed?: stacey
77. You had sex with?: apparently the dude asleep next to me right now ::rolls eyes::
78. You yelled at?: i dont remember yelling
79. You laughed with?: mike
80. Who broke your heart?: hmm...
81. Who told you they loved you?: liz
Do you..
82. Color your hair? NOOOOOOOO
83. Have tattoos?no
84. Have piercings? yeah my ears...oooo look at me being all edgy
85. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend/both? boyfriend obviously
86. Own a webcam? no
87. Own a thong? many
88. Ever get off the damn computer? yes
89. Sprechen sie deutsche? niet
90. Habla espanol? si
91. Quack? on command
(Have you / do you / are you...
92. Stolen anything? when i was like, 5
93. Smoke? ick no
94. Schizophrenic? no..
95. Obsessive? kinda
96. Compulsive? kinda
97. Obsessive compulsive? yes about germs
98. Panic? sometimes
99. Anxiety? sometimes
100. Depressed? sometimes
101. Suicidal? no
102. Obsessed with hate? no...
103. Dream of mutilated bodies, blood, death, and gore? um...just death
104. Dream of doing those things instead of just seeing them? egad, no
105. If you could be anywhere, where would you be? with mike...im so cheese
106. Can you do anything freakish with your body? no
107. What facial feature do you find the most attractive on others? eyes, smile
108. Would you vote for a woman candidate for president?: no a woman belongs in the kitchen or popping out babies..heh ::hides from the feminists::
109. Would you marry for money?: no
110. Have you had braces?: no
uhm i accident deleted 111 and i dont know what it said.. grrrrrrr <~nice
112. Do you like hairy backs?: who doesnt?!
113. When was the last time you had a hickey?: i've never had one on my neck
114. Could you live without a computer?: yes
115. Do you use ICQ, AOL Buddy list etc...?: yes
116. If so, how many people are on your list(s)?: 80
117. If you could live in any past, where would it be? 1800s
118. Do you wear white socks?: no
119. Do you wear shoes in the house or take them off?: usually keep them on
120. What is your favorite fruit?: grapefruit
121. Do you eat wheat bread or white?: wheat
122. What is your favorite place to visit?: savannah
123. What is the last movie you saw?: Big Fish
124. Do you kiss on the first date?: no
125. Are you photogenic?: NOOOOOOOOOOO
126. Do you dream in color or black and white?: color
127. Are you wearing fingernail polish?: no
128. Is it chipped or fresh?:
129. Do you have any dimples?: sadly, yes
130. Do you remember being born?: who does??
131. Why do you take surveys?: the midgets hold me at gunpoint
132. Do you drink alcohol? If so, what is your favorite drink?: bloody marys and champagne
133. Did you like or do you like high school?: yeah
134. What is the best accent? australian holy cats its so hot
135. Who do you want to kiss? mike...oh and adam brody
136. Do you like sunrises or sunsets the most?: sunsets.. i dont wake up in time for the sunrise
137. Do you want to live to be 100?: if my condition is poor, no.
138. Is a flat stomach important to you?: obviously not<~haha thats an awesome answer
139. Do you or have you played with a ouija board?: never have, never will
140. Are you loyal?: yes
141. Are you tolerant of other peoples beliefs?: i try to be
142. When you watch movies at home, do you like the lights on or off?: off
143. Do you have nightmares frequently?: sometimes
144. Do you like your nose?: no
145. Do you think you can draw well?: no and anyone who took beginning drawing with me would know that
146. At what age did you find out that Santa Claus wasn't real? i never thought he was real
147. How many pairs of shoes do have in your closet? liek 10
148. Do you like to wear the same shoes everyday or do you like a variety? usually the same
149. Do you write poetry?: no
150. Do you snore?: sometimes
151. Do you sleep more on your back, front, or sides?: front and side
152. dog/cat? dogs
153. Do you lick stamps?: i like the self adhesive kind
154. Do you use an electric can opener?: um...i have
155. Have you ridden in a hotair balloon?: no
156. Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain?: emotional. it lasts longer.
157. Favorite TV show?: right now: The Family Guy and The OC
158. Do you know anyone who is clinically depressed?: yep
159. Do you prefer a piano or a violin?: piano b/c its what mikey plays
160. Are you a sex addict?: obviously not
161. Do you know someone who has cancer?: yes
162. Do you like to argue?: no
163. Do you hunt?: NOOO
164. Do you like fast food joints, or expensive restaurants?: expensive restaraunts
165. Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum?: both!
166. Do you have a middle name? What is it?: amy
167. Are you basically a happy person?: i dont know
168. Are you tired?: yeah
169. Did you drink anything with caffeine in it today?: no
170. Have you ever met anyone off the internet?: yep
171. How many phones do you have in your house?: each of us have cell phones..so 3..no land line
172. How long is your hair?: down to my shoulder blades
173. Do you get along with your parents?: yea
174. What color of eyes do you prefer?: blue
175. Like your name?: bleh..no
176. Were you named after anyone? yeah i dont remember who
177. Do you wish on stars? no
178. Which finger is your favorite? my middle
179. When did you last cry? um...2 days ago?
181. Do you like your handwriting? im indifferent
182. Who do you admire, why? my momma...shes been through a lot and is a really strong person
183. What is the #1 priority in your life? i dont know anymore
184. What is your favorite lunchmeat? bologna..yummah!
185. Any bad habits?: yep
186. What is your most embarrassing CD? dru hill...what was i thinking?
187. If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself? of course
188. Are you a daredevil? nah
189. Have you ever told a secret you swore not to tell? not that i recall
190. Have you ever stolen anything? when i was 5..did i already answer this?
191. Do looks matter?initially
192. Have you ever misused a word and it sounded absolutely stupid? hahaha probably
193. Do you think there is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? no
194. Do fish have feelings? yes but theyre not as self aware i dont think, but i dont know obviously im not a fish
195. Are you trendy? i try to be
196. How do you release anger? cry
197. Where is your second home? Liz's.
198. Do you trust others easily? absolutely NOT
199. What was your favorite toy as a child? my Snoopy that i still sleep with...shadup
200. What class in school do you think is totally useless? math
201. Do you like sappy love songs? yea
202. Have you ever been on radio or television? both
203. Do you have a journal? writing in one now
204. Do you use sarcasm a lot? noooo...NEVER
205. Have you ever been in another country?: if Mexico counts as a "country"..jk
206. What do you look for in a guy/girl? michael richard ray
207. What is your nickname? Mexican and various things mike calls me
208. Would you bungee jump? no way
209. Do you untie your shoes every time you take them off? nope
210. What are you worried about right now? where my life is going
211. Do you ever wear overalls? nah
212. Do you think you are strong? i am weak
213. What's your mom's job? neonatal nurse
214. What's your dad's job? doctor
215. What's your least favorite thing in the world? math and roaches
216. How many wisdom teeth do you have? none anymore...last i saw my wisdom teeth, they were rolling around michael roberts's car
217. Do you have anything pierced? my ears
218. Do you have any tattoos? no
219. What would you change about yourself? my fears, insecurities, and over sensitivity
220. Who is most likely to respond to this first? Liz is addicted to these
221. Who are the people you care most about? friends and family
222. I see: my epidermis
223. I need: love and security
224. I find: myself being controled by fear
225. I want: to get over that
226. I have: a tummyache
227. I wish: i was already a news anchor
228. I love: Jesus
229. I hate: math and roaches...equally
230. I miss: mike
231. I fear: love
232. I feel: vulnerable
233. I hear: my roommate talking on her cell phone
234. I smell: cigarette smoke from last night..bleh
235. I wonder: will i ever not be scared?
236. I regret: #68