I totally moved into a new apartment today. have no fridge though. [sad sad tale involving michael popper and frost bite] oh well. i can just scab off trinity's stuff meaning that i will actually be stealing from morpheus, being trinity's chief source of sustenance/money . i would bring my contankerous youngun with me, but agent_baby is a crafty lad (except on tuesdays ( Read more... )

i have found inspiration for my new career. my idol has given me new hope - i can wear my fashionable shiny spankalicious outfits and STILL be the MANLIEST MAN EVER.


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this is a most JOYFUL DAY - i am a MOTHER, AT LAST. some people may have thought that morpheus would be the first parent of us all (his large stomach was often misleading), but no, agent_baby has made me the happiest manderson on earth ( Read more... )

i can't believe I bloody ambiguously died. Jesus metaphors are soooo passe. and, seeing as they made me lower myself to blatant religious symbolism, Mel could have AT LEAST asked me to star in "Passions of Christ" or whatever he was making, after seeing my fine emotional performance of myself. I would have been super cool if he had ( Read more... )

Met Agent Smith today. Had cloned many other Sgent Smiths. There may have been a Love Mound. I may have had a stick. It may have went a little like this:

LOVE HACK

Agent Smith: If you see a hundred Agent Smiths at the side of the road, you know you're logged into the ~~~~~~
MAAAATTTTTRRIIIIIIIX!

Smith Clones: MATRIX YEAH YEAH ( Read more... )

sometimes, i just wish i could fly ( Read more... )

oohh, i just saw agent smith again ( Read more... )

dear trinity ( Read more... )

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I'm scared of the matrix agents community. they freak me out sooooo much. and some of them HATE me.

*cries*

But some of them LUUUUUUUUUUURRRRVVVE agent smith, which redeems them slightly in my eyes ( Read more... )